Shining Raichu

Your adorable.

What is this what happened to "The Artist Formerly Known As"

Hey Andy

For nearly four years now. After a lot of thinking things over, I found that all of my weird gender hang-ups are because I'm transgender and feel more comfortable presenting as male. So that's what happened.

I just now noticed you aren't TAFKA SR

Pffft, the world and order are never going to get along. Not while we ratfink humans be here to SPICE IT ALL UP and throw CHAOS into the MIX in GRATUITOUS CAPITAL LETTERS, WOOHOO, but still, you are here again as the shiny mouse creature I know and love and so I will temporarily resign my allegiance to the Order of Chaos and UNITE AGAINST... you know I actually typed all of that in one insane burst and it's taken me four lines to run out of steam. Well. Three-and-a-quarter. THE MOUSE GODS MUST BE SMILING ON ME TODAY

Also Waterstones! Is a bookshop! In Englandplaceland! It has nice chairs. And also books. And grumpy employees who glare at you for consuming their valuable chair cushions but what's a tired boy to do, you know? And I do buy things. Occasionally. Hey, I be poor, don't go judging. :P

As for the Long Island iced teas... what. The. Hell. I don't even know what an iced tea is, let alone a long and island-y shaped one :P ooh! WassnewwichME? Um. Um um. Today I... watched Sam & Cat! Which is a daft and nonsensical show aimed at kiddies but which I found REALLY ****ING FUNNY SO BITE ME. There was a bit where one of the protagonists sits on a bench alone cause she's all pissed off and her friend comes to sit with her. 'Why are you sitting here?' asks the friend. 'It's my new favourite spot,' replies our heroine. 'Why?' repeats Friend-Person. 'Because there's a crack in the sidewalk, so every few minutes somebody new trips and falls on their face.' And then they DO. IZ FUNNY OKAY I LAUGHED LIKE A HALLUCINATING PIG*

*stole that line from charlie brooker

Hm, really? I don't recall any D: I do recall a thread being closed cause it asked for age, though that I can understand. It's just that Member since 05 thread had me thinking. Fair enough!

"Don't post threads about anything easily accessible on your profile. This includes age, gender, location, join date, post count etc."


Can we please get rid of this rule, just because it's listed in our postbit doesn't mean we can't have good conversation regarding the different details. Feel this was more a post/go sort of rule.

fear me

I'll DELETE u

Uh, I sent you a PM.

I'm fine!

Hello!

ALSO YAY YOU'RE BACK WITH THE USERNAME I KNOW AND LOVE ;) all shiny and electric, woop. Nostagliaaaaa ;)

Oooh an idea! A clever idea to make me feel young again! ;) you should stretch it out into 500 pages, so you should. Then sell it in hardcover in Waterstones with the title 'The Fountain of Youth: It's Closer Than You Think, You Old Fart, You'. Then you'd get adapted into a stage show and a TV series and then you'd tour all around the world, dispensing nuggets of lemon meringue ice cream and generally having a gay old time.

...IT'S A FLINTSTONES REFERENCE, SHUT UP. ;) anyway it actually sounds like a really good idea. Oh! We should totally include a thing at the end of each VM along these lines :D like, f'rinstance, today I... oh, nuts and *****, I haven't done anything new today. Damn. Well, hey, I can start tomorrow. :P so what is new with you, Stu? ('Chu? I'm here all week. ;))

Oh I know. It was a great post!

I gotta say though, you had the username of the year though.

I take it you're an artist again? :P

xD I liked the Artist part in it. It looked stylish and made me think of you as a moderator in the Fan Art section............

I think he was just jealous his username's only 2 letters lol.