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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

Ephemeral Euphoria

Ephemeral Euphoria

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    (LARP - Live Action Role Play aka the overweight 30 year olds dressing up as Frodo in someone's backyard.)

    134. Grease yourself up and slide down the isles until you crash into something or someone.
     

    Ineffable~

    DAT SNARKITUDE
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    136. Put a fake "OUT OF ORDER" sign on each one of the bathrooms.

    137. Walk slowly through every single aisle in the store, knocking all the items off the shelf as you go, not leaving a single behind.
     
    bobandbill

    bobandbill

    one more time
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    139. Simply waltz in and begin advertising rival stores. Loudspeakers recommended, as well as helpful brochures.
     

    Ineffable~

    DAT SNARKITUDE
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    141. Draw smiley faces on the little people they have on the restroom signs.

    142. Run up to random cashiers saying "match it!" as loudly as you can. Often add vulgar insults as well as possibly an angry look on your face and bulging veins.
     

    Ineffable~

    DAT SNARKITUDE
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    146. "Sneak" into the store with your body covered by an upside-down trashcan with a slit cut out for your eyes.

    147. Throw random stuff at a cashier several metres away, ducking behind something to hide whenever he turns around.
     

    Ineffable~

    DAT SNARKITUDE
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    149. Using only food and supplies found throughout the store, cook a full meal in the store and pretend to cook it on one of their grills. Then eat it, raw meat and all.

    150. Pick up one of the customer help phones and start chatting it up with the representative on the other line.
     

    deoxys121

    White Kyurem Cometh
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    151. Steal a walkie talkie from one of the managers on the floor, and say into it "I have taken <manager's name> hostage. If you want him back alive, you must bring me exactly 1,782 Gummi Bears, with all the green ones taken out."
     

    Ineffable~

    DAT SNARKITUDE
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    155. Begin building up a large tower by stacking up multiple objects found around the store, soon resorting to ladders and scaffolds once the tower gets too high to build on. Slowly and gradually invite other people to help you in this task.
     

    Ineffable~

    DAT SNARKITUDE
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    157. Strip the manager naked, paint him red, shave all his hair off and strut him around to the entire store saying "HE'S A FRAUD! DON'T YOU SEE?"

    158. Steal a water hose from a fire truck, take it into the store and blast it at everything, occasionally saying, "SQUIRTLE USED HYDRO PUMP!"
     
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