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gimmepie

gimmepie

25,510
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Let's have a sing along in the spirit of celebrating our cuts to the archaic practice of farming.

[Verse 1]
Don't, don't play with her, don't be dishonest (Aye)
Still not understandin' this logic (Aye)
I'm back and I'm better (And I'm better)
I want you bad as ever
Don't let me just let up
I wanna give you better
Baby, it's whatever
Somebody gotta step up
Girl, I'm that somebody, so I'm next up
Be damned if I let him catch up
It's easy to see that you're fed up
I am on a whole 'nother level
Girl, he only fucked you over cause you let him
Fuck him, girl, I guess he didn't know any better
Girl, that man didn't show any effort
Do all I can just to show you you're special
Certain it's your love that holds me together
Lately you say he been killin' the vibe
Gotta be sick of this guy
Pull up, skrr, get in the ride
Left hand is steerin' the other is grippin' your thigh
Light up a spliff and get high
Shawty, you deserve what you've been missin'
Lookin' at you I'm thinkin' he must be trippin'
Play this song for him, tell him, "Just listen"

[Hook]
Don't
Don't


Don't you guys just love music? I just don't understand why anyone wouldn't.
 
Pecilia

Pecilia

Best Witch
1,823
Posts
13
Years
gimmepie said:
Let's have a sing along in the spirit of celebrating our cuts to the archaic practice of farming.

[Verse 1]
Don't, don't play with her, don't be dishonest (Aye)
Still not understandin' this logic (Aye)
I'm back and I'm better (And I'm better)
I want you bad as ever
Don't let me just let up
I wanna give you better
Baby, it's whatever
Somebody gotta step up
Girl, I'm that somebody, so I'm next up
Be damned if I let him catch up
It's easy to see that you're fed up
I am on a whole 'nother level
Girl, he only ****ed you over cause you let him
**** him, girl, I guess he didn't know any better
Girl, that man didn't show any effort
Do all I can just to show you you're special
Certain it's your love that holds me together
Lately you say he been killin' the vibe
Gotta be sick of this guy
Pull up, skrr, get in the ride
Left hand is steerin' the other is grippin' your thigh
Light up a spliff and get high
Shawty, you deserve what you've been missin'
Lookin' at you I'm thinkin' he must be trippin'
Play this song for him, tell him, "Just listen"

[Hook]
Don't
Don't


Don't you guys just love music? I just don't understand why anyone wouldn't.
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Yo when I wake up Imma drop some heat
cept when I do it Imma have a beat
 
Foxrally

Foxrally

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Posts
11
Years
Abby said:
Ok but let's discuss THAT FOX IS CURRENTLY GOING TO BE ABLE TO REMOVE A PLAYER
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WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AN ORGANIC CARRY THE BURDEN OF THIS TASK? HUMANS ARE PROVEN TO BE IRRATIONAL AND EMOTIONAL. COGS ARE RATIONAL AND COLD AND UNFEELING.

JIM. E. PIE'S OBSESSION WITH MUSICAL LYRICS FURTHER PROVES COGS, INC.'S ARGUMENT.

NOW, BEGIN PLEASING COGS, INC. SO YOU MAY OMIT YOURSELVES FROM THE TARGET LIST THROUGH A PROCESS OF ELIMINATION (NO PUN INTENDED, HA HA. COGS, INC. DOES NOT ENDORSE PUNS).
 
EC

EC

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  • Age 32
  • Seen Jul 1, 2022
I don't give a hoot about farms.

[Vote] Cut All Farming Subsidies
 
Abby

Abby

#freecoffee
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THINK OF THE ECONOMY, BY GETTING RID OF FARMING YOU'RE PUTTING MILLIONS OUT OF JOBS THINK OF THE RIOTS!


THINK OF THE RIOTS!​
 
Desinishon

Desinishon

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[Vote] Cut all farming subsidies

I had worked in Cogs.inc before (sellbot) lol so I'll be happy to sign this deal with them after day phase end c:
 
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Abby

Abby

#freecoffee
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Ah but in a modern society like this one, most people favour quality over quantity
 
Selena Fluorspar

Selena Fluorspar

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Going against the norm here

[Vote] Subsidize GMO farming

also I turned a profit, fancy that. Back to square one now.

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Salzorrah

Salzorrah

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[vote] cut all farming subsidies

at this rate we're just cutting all of the subsidies instead of choosing anything tbh
 
Nero

Nero

I like it.
371
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8
Years
Bardothren said:
I can change that, you know.

Also, the anomaly you have pointed out is not a mistake.
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I might just keep it as it is. Thank you for all this money my robo-overlord.

Also I genuinely just didn't know why Passa.Ta was red, I'm not smart enough to point out mistakes.

[Vote] Cut All Farming Subsidies
 
Abby

Abby

#freecoffee
3,256
Posts
10
Years
DAY FOUR

THE END​

Everyone died but Abby. RIP.


THE STOCK EXCHANGE​

Monster's Inc - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; None; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -440
Topside - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; None; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -220
Passa.Ta - Corporation Value:290 +53610 = 53900; Investor Holdings: 6100; Net Worth: 60000; Net Change:+59710
Vandelay Industries - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; None; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -260
Electron Robots - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; None; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -270
Soshya - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; None; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -320
Gindizzle fo Yizzle - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -380
Twitter - 0; Investor Holdings: 0; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -404
BAE Systems - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -325.5
Cogs Inc. - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -320

Nero - 0
Selena Fluorospar - 0
HyperMorian - 0
36cHauracterLimit - 0
Candy - 6100 in Passa.Ta
Mr Cat Dog - 0
Strange - 0

Your options for tomorrow's vote are as follows:

  • Congratulate Abby
  • Get Banned

Rules​

  • Missing two votes in a role is grounds for immediate removal from the game.
  • Abstaining is allowed and counts as a vote. However, you must state that you are abstaining.
  • No posting at night.
  • During the Night, all corporations may choose to Generate Revenue, Invest, or Use their Ability.
  • Investments are transferred before stock changes.
  • Investments reflect the net difference in company value between the previous day phase's end and the current end.
  • Investments cost 5 billion to transfer. Transfers happen during the Night Phase, the fee must be paid from the funds transferred, funds can only be moved to one corporation, and the value transferred must be a whole number value.
  • A corporation's net stock worth is increased by the value invested in it, and shall fall when those investments leave.
  • Should an investment exceed the corporations value, the investor shall become the new CEO, with all funds transferred to the corporation, and the former CEO shall become an investor.
  • There are no restrictions on PMs or other means of external communication. You may contact anyone you wish outside the bounds of this game.
  • However, if I receive a complaint about your behavior, you will be terminated.
  • If your assets are reduced to zero, you may give one death post that does not reveal anything about the game.
  • All other PC rules apply
  • April Fools Day ;)

The GM​

Bardothren as STOCC

Corporate Entities​

gimmepie, representing Monsters Inc., an alternative energy powerhouse
Aventine, representing Topside, a prominent biotechnology pioneer
Abby, representing Passa.Ta, king of Italian Cuisine
EvilChameleon, representing Vandelay Industries, a latex manufacturing giant
jdthebud, representing Electron Robots, a nanotech corporation
Salzorrah, representing Soshya, with all the salt
Pecilia, representing... Gindizzle fo Yizzle, the thug company
Rabinov, representing Twitter, the #Social #Media #Network
Uzumaki Naruto, representing BAE Systems, the kawaii weapons manufacturer
Foxrally, representing Cogs Inc, the tightly run insurance firm

Investors​

Nero
Selena Fluorospar
HyperMorian
36cHauracterLimit
Candy
Mr Cat Dog
Strange

Examples of Human Stupidity​

Wiz as that guy who insulted STOCC


Please solicit bribes responsibly.
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gimmepie

gimmepie

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I think

[Vote] Allow Complete Freedom of Expression

Is probably the safest option here.


Also, as per usual, my night action is being auctioned.
 
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