This will be a lot easier as a list:
Looks: Sometimes I look in the mirror and its just like
Most of the time, however, I like my face and would never trade it. But people my own age have no appreciation for fine wines, the peasants, and are committed to ignoring me.
Personality: I'm not entirely enamoured with myself, for there's a lot wrong in the old personality department. I do like myself, but certainly not all of the time.
Generally: Here's a crappy homemade rap-thing that clarifies things a bit
... basically I am fascinated by myself but
terrified that I'll find out things that I don't want to know. Sometimes I despise myself, and other times I'm almost in love. Every sentiment I have has a contradiction to match. I am every bit as cruel as I am kind, and every bit as bland as I am interesting. Arrogant and insecure. Empathetic and indifferent. I'm going to make someone very happy and very miserable some day, and chances are they don't deserve me at all and yet will be
far too good for me.