~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted but now it's integrated into time and transcends the man made concept of it so it doesn't exist anymore but is now apart of time itself so you can never evade it now

I wish I could leap tall buildings

Granted, but you twisted your knee while leaping on tall buildings.

I wish we had gondolas for transportation.

Granted, but now the river dries up after a day of them being in service!

I wish I could have stronger cards for my TCG deck

Granted, but it takes you 55 turns to get your strong cards active when dueling.

I wish for nice beautiful weather.

Granted, but your placed on house arrest and can't enjoy it.

I wish Mothra will appear in the next Godzila movie.

Granted but then the movie is cancelled before it debuts in

I wish I could go anywhere

Granted, now you're broke and you got fired.

I wish solicitors would stop calling.

Granted but now they email you, send letters, show up to your house constantly

I wish a day lasted more than 24 hours

Granted, now a day lasts 25 hours, with the extra hour of the day being intensely cold.

I wish for a random $10 bill to appear in front of me

Granted, but then a group of thugs rob you.

I wish I knew the name of the classical music that is stuck in my head.

Granted, but you forget everything else you've ever known.

I wish for my wish not to be corrupted.

Granted, but you got gnomed so its corrupted anyways

I wish for no wish

Granted, but a plane comes crashing through your house.

I wish to have new headphones.

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish for a tortoise.

Granted, but the tortoise leaves you to find a family.

I wish for a 27th letter in the English Alphabet.

Granted but it's severely complicated and has twenty different versions depending on how you use it and when you use this 27th letter, it takes 10 minutes to pronounce in a word alone.

I wish I had my own luxurious boat that I could sail anywhere

Granted, but it's in bad shape and looks like it will break down the second you get on it.

I wish we did not have to pay for rent and house expenses.

granted, but now everything else becomes more expensive

I wish I had a soulmate

Granted but this soulmate is actually satan's avatar in disguise, trying to harvest your soul.

I wish I had some friends

Granted, but they are narcissists. They don't care about your feelings and they only care about themselves.

I wish to be in paradise right now.