~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[strangerhypno]

Granted but now people are extra mean to you.

I wish I could never be bored.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. You are now panicked 24/7, so there's no way you can be bored with that!

I wish I was slightly stronger.

 

[Enpatsu Shakugan]

Granted, but all that means is now you're only a *slightly* stronger complete wimp.

I wish people I actually love talking with would be the ones to reply back instantaneously, not the "eh" ones.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but every reply turns extremely passive aggressive.

I wish I wasn't a bad chess player

 

[XNaut]

Granted, your skilled chess playing causes you to get out of your Pokemon fandom.

I wish I did not have sleeping problems.

 

[TY]

granted, you sleep now 23 hours a day

I wish timezones did not exist

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now it's sunlight at midnight and dark in the middle of the day.

I wish that it was cooler outside for once

 

[TY]

granted, it is now -30 degrees Celsius

I wish these final exams were not so ridiculous

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you will never get further in school if you don't take these ridiculous final exams.

I wish dogs will stop barking.

 

[TY]

granted, they now meow

I wish life was easier

 

[Resolve]

Granted, but it also becomes meaningless.

I wish summer wasn't so boring.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but now it's two days long.

I wish Winter was a little longer

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted now it's 1 month longer with heavy snowstorms everyday.

I wish I was omnipresent

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but you can't affect the world.

I wish I could go on any discord server I want and not be bullied or banned

 

[XNaut]

Granted, no one uses Discord except you.

I wish the weather will be nice and warm forever.

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but now it brings about a ton of mosquitoes

I wish a thousand bucks would land on me right now.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, and it crushes you

I wish it was October all year round and my costumes are good.

 

[Midnight Umbreon]

Granted, it is now octobet, but your costumes aren't good anymore, cuz theyre good right now.

I wish to travel to Dragon land, like in the show for babies

 

[XNaut]

Granted, you become an ant in Dragon Land.

I wish I was good in math.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you become obsessed with talking about math in every conversation, and it makes everybody hate you.

I wish dogs had a life span of 25 years.