Asking the real questions

If you were abducted by aliens and returned but couldn't prove it would you still tell anybody?

yes

my word is proof

I'd tell somebody, but probably not everyone.

No i'd get bullied then and we already know how much that happens here

Maybe. I could always frame it as "some story I heard" in order to keep some of the heat off me. :P

^ that would actually be the smartest way to go about with it

Yes just to see how many people would never take me seriously anymore

I WAS abducted by aliens.

pics or it didnt happen

If I posted pics I'd get banned because they're too graphic.

I guess an important factor is WHAT they did with me whilst being abducted. I may not wanna tell anyone depending. xD

Lmao if I told anyone I'd be locked up.

I have no reason to embarrass myself making up alien stories so they'd have to believe me if I was abducted

Such a bold title!

As for myself, I could keep this a secret & profit off it, because I am such an evil capitalist. Most likely, I'll just tell people I went to the pearly gates if people start asking about the lights and/or experiencing a sudden paradigm shift.

I think I'd stay quiet.