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~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Sonata

Sonata

Don't let me disappear
13,642
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    • Granted, now it only has the feature of letting you straight up play games.

    I wish I could eat bacon for every meal.
     
    VoltYellow

    VoltYellow

    And then Everyone Dies™
    681
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    7
    Years
    • Granted but you will be allergic to bacon before eating it and you will become normal again after you finish your meal :p
    I wish I could ace all my exams (not in reverse order ofc)
     

    Mr. Showdown

    Pokémon professor of the Showdin region
    72
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    6
    Years
    • Granted but every time you use this power you lose a chunk of your personality

    I wish to be a omnipotent god
     
    XNaut

    XNaut

    9,655
    Posts
    6
    Years
    • Granted, but you die from pneumonia.

    I wish I understood what my parents are saying when they speak a different language.
     

    Mr. Showdown

    Pokémon professor of the Showdin region
    72
    Posts
    6
    Years
    • Grated but now you only speak botched mandarin

    I wish to cheat death
     
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    Sonata

    Sonata

    Don't let me disappear
    13,642
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • Your wish is granted, but now he thinks you're a real cool dude and won't leave you alone.

    I wish I could fly
     
    Ebontope

    Ebontope

    162
    Posts
    6
    Years
    • Seen Mar 1, 2023
    Granted, but only with speeds of Mach 10.

    I wish I could enter and exit my own pocket dimension at will.
     
    XNaut

    XNaut

    9,655
    Posts
    6
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    • Granted, but you are being stalked and chased by unknown creatures who are dying to kill you.

    I wish I could create my own world.
     
    Sonata

    Sonata

    Don't let me disappear
    13,642
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • granted, but it'll forever be barren of life.

    i wish I could travel through time
     

    strangerhypno

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    • Age 122
    • Seen Jan 27, 2019
    Granted but you can't choose the time period, it's random

    I wish I had luck powers where impossibly good things happen
     
    XNaut

    XNaut

    9,655
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    6
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    • Granted, but you have no control over your luck powers and will be a 50/50 chance of your luck being on not what you want it to be.

    I wish I had a Debit Card.
     
    Sonata

    Sonata

    Don't let me disappear
    13,642
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • granted, but its for an account that doesn't exist.

    I wish I had my own private island.
     
    XNaut

    XNaut

    9,655
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    6
    Years
    • Granted but once stuck on the island, no one will come for help to the point where you become insane and mentally ill.

    I wish big spiders did not exist.
     

    strangerhypno

    2,823
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    • Age 122
    • Seen Jan 27, 2019
    Granted but then you start dressing up like a snake all the time

    I wish I was good at everything
     
    XNaut

    XNaut

    9,655
    Posts
    6
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    • Granted, but you remain depressed for no apparent reason.

    I wish I was good at swimming.
     
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    Sonata

    Sonata

    Don't let me disappear
    13,642
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • granted, but now you cant live on land

    i wish i could change the color of my skin
     

    Sparkin

    Guest
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    Granted but now your skin is very fragile, making touching any objects hurt you

    I wish I could control my dreams
     
    Sonata

    Sonata

    Don't let me disappear
    13,642
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • granted, but you can only make them worse, never better

    I wish I could be in an anime
     
    Ebontope

    Ebontope

    162
    Posts
    6
    Years
    • Seen Mar 1, 2023
    Granted, you are now the main character in Boku no Pico.

    I wish the little engine couldn't.
     
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