~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted but you will be allergic to bacon before eating it and you will become normal again after you finish your meal :p
I wish I could ace all my exams (not in reverse order ofc)
 
Granted but every time you use this power you lose a chunk of your personality

I wish to be a omnipotent god
 
Granted, but you die from pneumonia.

I wish I understood what my parents are saying when they speak a different language.
 
Granted, but only with speeds of Mach 10.

I wish I could enter and exit my own pocket dimension at will.
 
Granted, but you are being stalked and chased by unknown creatures who are dying to kill you.

I wish I could create my own world.
 
Granted but you can't choose the time period, it's random

I wish I had luck powers where impossibly good things happen
 
Granted, but you have no control over your luck powers and will be a 50/50 chance of your luck being on not what you want it to be.

I wish I had a Debit Card.
 
Granted but once stuck on the island, no one will come for help to the point where you become insane and mentally ill.

I wish big spiders did not exist.
 
Granted but then you start dressing up like a snake all the time

I wish I was good at everything
 
Granted, but you remain depressed for no apparent reason.

I wish I was good at swimming.
 
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Granted but now your skin is very fragile, making touching any objects hurt you

I wish I could control my dreams
 
Granted, you are now the main character in Boku no Pico.

I wish the little engine couldn't.
 
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