1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

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Thoroughly test watch all their movies by putting them in a Blu-ray player you hooked up to a TV in the electronics section, while sitting on a comfy chair you borrowed from the furniture section. While treating the store staff as servers.

162. Watch the DVDs. Literally. Stare at their boxes for the duration of the movies they contain :)

163.

Release a hoard of ants in the dairy aisle...

164.

Open a burger stand and if anyone asks what type of burger it is point at the ants released by Ash 😇

165. Change the price on every item to be $4.20 and yell BLAZE IT

166.

Try on ALL the makeup!

167. Yodeling in the aisles

Does anyone else remember this because JEEZ it was a thing and a half at my school for some reason

MewTheMega said:

167. Yodeling in the aisles

Does anyone else remember this because JEEZ it was a thing and a half at my school for some reason

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Oh no why did you remind me of that? I never liked that meme.

168. Throwing banana peels at people's feet and watching them slip like cartoon characters

169: Walk into the store and lay on a bed display when asked to leave state your trying to sleep and for them to wake u up at 6 am.

170.

Hang these up around the store:


Then say you're the new manager and things are gonna change around here.

171. Get a horde of Karens to enter the store.

172. Slap all the female customers while wearing a female swimsuit.

173.
Make people watch the Titanic every time they enter.

174.

Demand a rap battle with the cashier.

175. Win a rap battle against the CEO.

176.

Hold a rap tournament in the Walmart and invite everyone on PC.

177.

Give everyone who enters a free body spray containing stingy smell.

178

Forget your wallet and proceed to ask every customer in the store if they have some spare coins.

179.

Dress up as a Life guard and say you're here looking for some Life Savings. 😉

180. Make puns like the user above :)