1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[StCooler]

121. Ask where they keep the scythes :)

 

[ReKoil]

122.

And then replace them with the ones cooler forged. Which will sell out lightning fast, as they last a life time.
Too bad the store didn't know or they could've made a fortune 😉

 

[Starlight]

123.

Ask a staff member to go and look for something obscure in the back, then when they eventually return with it, say... fooled ya!

 

[Zeostar]

124

Buy walmart and pay security to kick you out

 

[Eleanor]

125. Pretend to be security and actually kick ZeoStar out :3c

 

[ReKoil]

126.
Break a skylight, rope down in full tactical gear, point your very real looking gun at some random person, and pretend you're SWAT arresting a criminal!

 

[Starlight]

127.

Whistle Cotton Eye Joe very loudly none stop!

 

[Eleanor]

128. Bother everyone in sight for tips on which brand of something is better

 

[ReKoil]

129.
Open a unicorn petting stall, but you need to draw Excalibur out of the nearby rock to get to pet it. (nobody gets to pet it =( )

 

[StCooler]

130. Wear "free hugs" signs, but after the hug, reveal that it's a paid service.

 

[Starlight]

131.

Take bets at the door on whether the stock has actually been rotated today...

 

[ReKoil]

132
Walk in wearing a robe, holding a towel and shampoo. Set the fire alarm off, ditch the robe and take a shower.

 

[Megan]

133

Warm up all the soup in the store and hand it out to homeless people, free of charge.

 

[StCooler]

134. Dress like a mummy and slowly approach every customer.

 

[Eleanor]

135. Be as kind as Megan, apparently

 

[ReKoil]

136.

Take all the money from the registers and burn it 😙

 

[Eleanor]

137. Unbox all the Nintendo Switch and games and start playing them before paying them

 

[Starlight]

133

Warm up all the soup in the store and hand it out to homeless people, free of charge.

❤

134. Dress like a mummy and slowly approach every customer.

Dear goodness Cooler! 😱


138.

Play christmas songs over the sound system... in May!

 

[ReKoil]

139.

Hand everyone who enters the store special tokens that will supposedly give them a prize when they are at the register..... that prize being a free (possessed) chuckie doll!

 

[StCooler]

140.

Disguise yourself as a Squirtle and attack people with a water gun!

Hand everyone who enters the store special tokens that will supposedly give them a prize when they are at the register..... that prize being a free (possessed) chuckie doll!

Even not possessed, I don't want chuckie anywhere near me :(