1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

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Thoroughly test watch all their movies by putting them in a Blu-ray player you hooked up to a TV in the electronics section, while sitting on a comfy chair you borrowed from the furniture section. While treating the store staff as servers.
 
162. Watch the DVDs. Literally. Stare at their boxes for the duration of the movies they contain :)
 
165. Change the price on every item to be $4.20 and yell BLAZE IT
 
167. Yodeling in the aisles

Does anyone else remember this because JEEZ it was a thing and a half at my school for some reason
Oh no why did you remind me of that? I never liked that meme.

168. Throwing banana peels at people's feet and watching them slip like cartoon characters
 
169: Walk into the store and lay on a bed display when asked to leave state your trying to sleep and for them to wake u up at 6 am.
 
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172. Slap all the female customers while wearing a female swimsuit.
 
175. Win a rap battle against the CEO.
 
177.

Give everyone who enters a free body spray containing stingy smell.
 
180. Make puns like the user above :)
 
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