1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[ReKoil]

141.

140.

Disguise yourself as a Squirtle and attack people with a water gun!

Do this, but while wearing shades and saying Hasta La Vista, Baby!

 

[Starlight]

142.

Walk around dressed as the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

 

[StCooler]

143. Be a Pokémon and Dynamax inside the store.

 

[ReKoil]

144.

Wear Siberian Bear-Hunting Armor and start hugging people 😊 😱

 

[Megan]

145

Bring a bear into the store and put up a sign that reads "Free Bear Hugs!". Sorry, but I needed to do that! :P

 

[StCooler]

146. Start wrestling that bear in the store just for fun.

 

[ReKoil]

147.

Pose as a cashier and sneakily remove the chocolate from customers groceries while processing them.
Steal the chocolate and take it all home +_+

145

Bring a bear into the store and put up a sign that reads "Free Bear Hugs!". Sorry, but I needed to do that! :P

Is that why you went around wrestling bears into submission? =o

 

[Starlight]

148.

Inflate all the paddling pools and fill them with milk.

 

[Duck]

149. Loudly shill for the competition in the middle of the frozen goods aisle.

 

[StCooler]

150. Gather with other people, and loudly encourage the cashiers!

 

[Megan]

151
Play Christmas songs during Easter season.

 

[ReKoil]

152.

Tell them you pre-ordered a job as Manager there, and have come to hold them to that obligation. (gotta remember to bring the receipt)

 

[StCooler]

152. Pretend to work there, and completely randomly put the products on sections they don't belong in (chocolate in videogames, vegetables in paper stuff, and so on).

 

[Starlight]

154.

Say you're Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend.

 

[ReKoil]

155.

Walk in like the person on the right here:

Then say you're The Rock and will be signing autographs.

 

[StCooler]

156. Tell everyone that the CEO of Walmart's favourite Pokémon is Greymon.

 

[Starlight]

157.

Show photos of yourself cosplaying as Target in store.

 

[ReKoil]

158.

Change the currency icon on all the price tags to Japanese yen.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

159. Shake all the soda bottles and cans

 

[Starlight]

160.

Replace all the chemical bleach with Bleach DVDs