1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[StCooler]

201. Play hide-and-seek in the store with the security guards!

Eckstein, Eckstein, alles muss versteckt sein

 

[ReKoil]

202

harass customers by trying to suck them up into a vacuum cleaner as if they were ghosts from Luigi's Mansion.

 

[Starlight]

203.

Give out a Wilhelm scream when the cashier gives you the total!

 

[Mahian23]

204.

Sing Despacito using a Giga half-assed speaker.

 

[ReKoil]

205.

Calmly walk around the store wearing a scouter, the complain at the cashier that "IT'S OVER 9000!" 😏

 

[Starlight]

206.

Trip up the staff. Repeatedly.

 

[Megan]

207

Pretend to be staff and when they ask you in what position you work tell them you are moderator in a Pokemon forum.

 

[ReKoil]

208.

Rickroll everyone in the store. On the screens in the store. On the PA. On their mobile phones. Rickroll for everyone!

 

[RadEmpoleon]

209. Block off all the aisles with wet floor signs

 

[Arcaneum]

210 - Remove all the windows from the store in the middle of winter

 

[jaggybeanz]

211 - Ask a Walmart staff to politely kick your butt outside the place

 

[StCooler]

212. Turn on the air conditioning in winter.

 

[ReKoil]

213.

Force people to use lassos to grab the products they want, no using your hands allowed other than holding the lasso!
Too heavy? Too bad!

 

[Starlight]

214.

Set up a Scalextric around the entire shop and force people to race for the last bag of cookies.

 

[Arcaneum]

215.

Remove all cookies from store before said Scalextric is set up

 

[ReKoil]

216.

Make people hand in their phones at the entrance, install Pokemon Go on them and lock the game in so it's all you can use the phone for now.

 

[Starlight]

217.

Just ban mobile phones in store...

 

[Mahian23]

218.

Wear a Titan outfit and dance like this near the front gate

Spoiler:

 

[ReKoil]

219.

Dress up as Mr. Mime.
If that doesn't get me kicked out idk what will @_@

 

[Starlight]

220. Start cooking in the middle of the store using ingredients from the shelves.