1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[AnastasiaStardustXiaolong]

It';s been a while, so it's time to do this once more. so Rules
we lsit things that can get us kicked out starting from 1 going to 1,000. Once we hit 1,000, we start version 4.

1. Enter the store dressed in a cosplay costume and knock over 3 shelves, and then scream I'm a banana before proceding to dance around on a counter. Bonus if you sock the mamnager when doing so!

 

[Fleurdelis]

I had to google to confirm my suspicions...

2. Bring me to a Walmart, making me realize hypermarkets exist and making my burning crusade even tougher than it already is. Regardless you'll get kicked cause i dont think they will like a crusade going on in their store.

 

[AnastasiaStardustXiaolong]

3.Scream "You're all R****ts!" At the employees and then run out of the store after running off with 300 dollars worth of jewels.

 

[Megan]

4
Take all the shopping carts outside and don't return them.

 

[Lysander]

5. Put up posters in the store advertising rival retail companies

 

[AnastasiaStardustXiaolong]

6.Go over the PA and play Either karma chameleon or what does the fox say on repeat

 

[Fleurdelis]

7. Start an Underground Shopping Kart Racing League with the store as the circuit

 

[AnastasiaStardustXiaolong]

8.Bring magical powers into the store and start challemging employees to shadow games

 

[ReKoil]

9. Take their products.
No paying involved, just take them. It's free, no?

 

[Shiny Gliscor King]

Bowling. I'll leave the rest to your imaginations

 

[AnastasiaStardustXiaolong]

11.Flood the store

 

[ReKoil]

12.
Buy the land the store is on and sell it to a competitor.

 

[Shiny Gliscor King]

13: Let loose a pack of hungry dogs with necklaces that say "bankers" in the store

 

[Megan]

14 Mess with the freezers and then hide between the fresh meat when they try to get you.

 

[MiamiHeat305]

15. Dress up in a Hypno or Drowzee costume and go into the toy isle.

 

[StCooler]

16. Scream: "Free cookie to everyone who promises to never go to Walmart anymore!"

 

[ReKoil]

17. Steal the cookies from the above person shouting that.

 

[Dave]

18. (The Most Perverted only for boys) Go in Girls Toilet/Changing Room also start undressing for more accurate result, 1000% assured that you would get kicked out with a tattoo of five fingers on you cheek, if gifts are available you would be gifted with another tattoo of purple colour on your eye And lifetime ban from Walmart.

 

[StCooler]

19. Throw banana peels at the customers' feet.

 

[Megan]

20.
Pick up a watermelon and play customer bowling.