A salty Ode to Mafia

[Foxrally]

An Ode to Mafia

Team Magma's revenge, the beginning of it all
Supporters 1, which was the tiers' downfall

Faeries, Daemons and Lycans, which is an unholy mess
Supporters 3 in which I kinda won, I guess...?

All of Bard's games which I probably should have read
Once Upon a Time which happened when I was dead

Faeries and Daemons, in which I was killed by Weiss
Hunger games in which I won, betch in ur face

How goddamn long is Death Note Mafia going to last
Like 4 other games have since passed

Gods Among us, I also missed that game
Eh, Eros GMed it, it was probably lame

The longest game ever apparently, A Song of Fire and Ice
The Darkest Dungeon, IN WHICH I GOT STOMPED ON TWICE (fak u syn)

Both Blarzimafias, where there were all kinds of trolls
**** every game in this list, you're all assholes​

 

[Syndrome]

[ATTACK] Foxrally

 

[Klippy]

I had two whole lines dedicated to me. Nice.

 

[Salzorrah]

A Haiku about how Klippy is annoying amazing

Broh Broh Broh Broh Broh
Broh Broh Broh Broh Broh Broh Broh
Broh Broh Broh Broh Broh​

 

[Abby]

Fries rising up to
The roof of the mouth, There is
So much salt in here

 

[Ullion]

Is this Blarzi maf?
Why must I be subjected,
to damned poetry?

 

[gimmepie]

Fox I knew we kept you around for some reason.

 

[Melody]

Oh Fangirls, why did you make Usagi cry?
Why did I even try?
Faes, Daes and Lycs, can all take hikes!
No way to be treating a mother like!
Supporters Season 3 I barely knew ye;
For I died quickly, you see.
And the many times I've died day 1...
Can go to hell or the sun.
And day 1 wasn't good enough,
For the beginning mafia game
But I blame no one for that one
​

 

[Ullion]

And day 1 wasn't good enough,
For the beginning mafia game
But I blame no one for that one
​

Oh no no Melody - you can blame Nagi/Lawli. It was their idea ;)

 

[Winter]

I could write a poem about how bad these poems are but nah. /throws salt at thread