A Song of Ice and Fire [EPILOGUE]

[esperance]

please, allow me: https://www.pokecommunity.com/threads/352080 <3
it didn't quite matter who i voted for, we were outnumbered and bound for extinction anyway.

also, i'm glad i was able to sorta participate in this game and hopefully i'll be able to join in for world of ice and fire!

edit: also ty klippy for letting me die with honor

let me tell you, the salt is real

 

[Salzorrah]

atleast the starks werent the first one to die out, they held on as the second to the last house so i guess thats fine :3

 

[Ullion]

<- Master of letter sending right here. Klippy confirmed it. I'm happy <3

In all seriousness, was my first mafia game (like seth) and is easily my favourite and I can't wait for the Sequel. Totally stoked! \o/

 

[Candy]

You should admit that the Wights should be thanked for getting rid of the Lannisters for the rest of you.

Ungrateful humans </3

 

[Nakuzami]

POST-EPILOGUE​

Brienne of Tarth picked up her blade and stormed down the castle's main corridor. A guard came at her from the left, but she twirled her wrist and cut him down without breaking stride. Another guard rounded the corner, firing off a shot from a crossbow. Brienne bent backwards, watching as the bolt soared past her face. She whipped forward and threw her sword, hitting the guard square in the chest. He fell backwards and she sprinted towards him, leaping forward into a somersault as she reclaimed her sword and cut down two more guards that were running towards her.

She got up and wiped the blood from her blade, having barely broken pace.

She forced open the doors and glared at Strong Belwas, who sat upon the Iron Throne. He immediately rose to his feet, a look of shock on his face.

"You should be dead!" he yelled.

Brienne's face contorted into a foul grimace. "I filed a formal complaint with Sir George R. R. Martin. I'm back and here for my crown!"

She stepped forward and lashed out at the "king," who'd barely had time to recover from the shock. She twisted her arm and brought her blade down on his neck, catching the crown as his head toppled to the floor.

She turned to see Jorjen Reed and Samwell Tarly. She raised an eyebrow, as if challenging them.

They stepped backwards.

"Good choice," she stated calmly. "Still, it's not going to save you." She rushed forward, slashed Jorjen across the chest and then in one deft movement castrated Samwell.

As they lay there, bleeding out, she took her seat on the throne.

"Finally."​

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[Ullion]

Anyone else notice that Naku needs 3 lives and to God-mode RP just to "win" a mafia game unofficially? :^)

 

[Nakuzami]

If you would like to take up your grievances about the new Queen, you may speak to Sir George R. R. Martin and our Queen's attorney.

As per section V, clause "Go fuck yourself," Brienne has taken the throne under the terms of "you all suck."

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Oh I'm so glad that the game I win had Naku die TWICE.

Also nice attempt at making a GoT matrix scene but I'm afraid that neither Tomb Raider, Ellie, or Brienne is the Chosen One. Maybe they can be in the Matrix Four that no one is going to watch considering people already doubt the existence of 2 and 3. I assume you'll be directing, producing, and starring in this film -if you can even call it a film-.

The only thing Brienne has done in this post-epilogue is spill some salt. You hold no power here Stark Scum.

 

[Nakuzami]

technically she was on her knees. Who needs Neo? c:

btw Naku is so far above your level that he can't even be bothered. "Strong" my arse.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

technically she was on her knees.

Sounds like something you'd be doing

 

[Nakuzami]

You know it babe. c; Did you really think I didn't notice those words as I typed them? Come on, if you're looking for a burn, you're going to need to try a lot harder. Granted, that might just be your best right there. Can't expect much out of you, after all.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

There's a difference between making a joke and trying to burn someone :c

 

[gimmepie]

I had to work so hard in this game and it achieved pretty much nothing except causing my team mates trouble in the long-term lol.

Well done gimme, well done.

 

[Omicron]

Being the best at sending letters as a Stark bit me in the ass because the White Walker knew I was Lady Stoneheart. ;(

 

[Salzorrah]

Being the best at sending letters as a Stark bit me in the ass because the White Walker knew I was Lady Stoneheart. ;(

it kinda sucks that i died when you were gon recruit me :(

EROS Y U SUCH A COCKBLOCK HUH

 

[Charlie Brown]

I'm sad that I wasn't able to participate as much in this game with my conference popping up early in the game but thanks for hosting, Klippy!

Also I have no clue if this was explained, but @Candy I only pushed to kill you all the time because I was under a spell from someone and had to claim you were the White Walker and vote to kill you, and I would only be broken from the spell when I was successful :P No hard feelings haha!

 

[Salzorrah]

oh yeah it was ygritte's spell, reason why i wanted to kill mana since he cursed me to vote for Bard coz he was the "white walker" xD

 

[Candy]

Also I have no clue if this was explained, but @Candy I only pushed to kill you all the time because I was under a spell from someone and had to claim you were the White Walker and vote to kill you, and I would only be broken from the spell when I was successful :P No hard feelings haha!

lol you pushed me hard enough that I had to leak a part of the letter from Stannis from the previous night and role-claim.

The good news is that I found out that Christos is a Baratheon 'cause he liked/unliked my post. Not sure if intentional but hey, turns out he really was one lol.

 

[Salzorrah]

tbf bard i believed you but stupid mana the ygritte forced my hand :x

 

[Nakuzami]

Imagine how the game would have gone if two of Starks best roles hadn't been inactive

FUCKING SONATA AND ICE