Answer my question with a question!

[Duck]

Why wouldn't it be able to?

 

[Megan]

Does garlic even work on real vampires?

 

[ReKoil]

Do you know any people who believe they are vampires so we can test it out?

Spoiler:

"Scholars have been studying vampires for decades, but a recent paper by D.J. Williams and Emily E. Prior for Idaho State University has interviewed a number of people who believe they are vampires. Not goths, not people who love to dress up. They studied people who genuinely believe they need to consume blood or human energy to be well."

Source:https://www.mamamia.com.au/are-vampires-real/

People can be so weird lol

 

[Duck]

That'd be the control, do we have real vampires for the actual test?

 

[Starlight]

Just hypothetically... if I was do you think I'd tell you?

 

[StCooler]

Would you hide anything?

 

[Megan]

So Starlight is rich?

 

[Starlight]

Does being rich with awesome forum friends count? <3

 

[Duck]

What's the average sell price for a forum friend?

 

[ReKoil]

Have you looked on ebay yet?

 

[StCooler]

Isn't it cheaper on Amazon?

 

[Starlight]

Isn't everything soaked through from the amazon?

 

[Duck]

Wouldn't it also be full of piranhas?

 

[ReKoil]

If those piranhas don't pay for the fare, does that make them piratenhas? 🤔

 

[Megan]

Do they wear an eye patch?

 

[Duck]

Do they even make eye patches for fish?

 

[StCooler]

Would sole fishes need only one eye patch to be completely blind?

Spoiler:

 

[ReKoil]

Is it big enough?

 

[Duck]

For what?

 

[StCooler]

Is it for the monopoly on chocolate?