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Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

This is tax-filling time in Canada right now, but I don't have time to do it. I trained my dog so he can use my laptop to fill my taxes.

Why are you running?
 
I saw a teenager obtain a Master Ball. I don't wanna be boxed indefinitely, so I'm getting the heck outta here!

Why are you rubbing that light bulb?
 
Read about the energy crisis. Wanted to use cleaner energy sources. Decided to harness nature's joy buzzer: static electricity. Generates tons by rubbing a balloon against your hair. Resembles a similar shape. Hoped to power the light bulb like that.

Bore no fruit yet. Remains convinced of it being an amazing idea. Caught a glimpse of the process in the mirror. Represents a good idea by placing a light bulb above your head. Cannot be coincidence.
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What is the best way to kick a habit like biting your nails?
 
I recommend Karate or Taekwondo. These two martial arts allow you to practice fighting with a huge focus on kicks, especially high kicks. When you obtain a black belt, challenge such habits, and kick it.

Do you know where I can find Zeus?
 
They are actually the fastest animals on earth. They can run around you 10 times before having to go back to make it seem to our slow eyes and brains as if it's still there and moving 'slowly'! 😏

Why did you throw away your watch in favor of taping an alarm clock to your wrist? 🤔
 
Because I just love you all! Or maybe it's because I want to keep up my position at the Knights of Favonius... :)

Can you explain what the heck the symbol "¶" is for on Word?
 
It is used as a secret code by the Freemasons. You need to place them in exactly the right spots in your Word document and you will unlock the secrets of the universe!
That is... if you are a member of the Freemasons... otherwise you just get rickrolled.

Why is jealousy a thing?
 
That goes back to the olden days. Jelly was very hard to come by, so people would fight over any gramm they could find. They even started a war over it. After a very tragic event at the Jelly Plateau that crushed all involved parties, people decided that in remembrance of the lesson learnt they would introduce the word "jelly" to describe that particular feeling. Until someone with bad spelling turned it into what it is today. As a result we forgot about the lesson and are forced to repeat those mistakes...

Can you open a jar?
 
Yes. Usually I have a friend to help me though... and his name is brick wall :)

What's your favorite flower? And why is it Rafflesia?
 
Duck pictures. All duck pictures.

Photographed ducks with hats and ducks in flats. Cooperated so well. Describes their personalities as "swell".

Treated them to a day on the town. Drove them to and fro with nary a frown. Caught a concert with a local band. Surprised everyone with breakdancing and a wingstand.

Ended the day at a local cafe. Ordered them peas* without delay. Declined the staff's kind offer of free bread. Should give ducks healthier food instead.

Thanked them for the wonderful time. Was something truly sublime. Bid them one final adieu as they flew off into the blue.

*Video of ducks eating peas.

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When was the last time you cried?
 
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