Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I was, when I played Warhammer 40,000 : Dawn of War!

Spoiler:

What will your next video game acquisition be ?

 

[Starlight]

Obviously it will be the new Professor Laytonvoir Game. You play as the beautiful Miss Laytonvoir as she seeks to uncover the real truth about the universe and the reasons that a delinquent pack of eeveelutions are covering everything up. Who are they covering for? Well you'll have to play the game to find out!

Spoiler: Non-twisted answer:

Probably the new Princess Peach game. If anyone can get me to actually pick up a game it will be her <3

Where have all the good frogs gone?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Have you checked out that new French restaurant? I heard they make some killer Cuisses de grenouilles! :p

Have you seen my drink glass?

 

[ReKoil]

It went to the bar to drink with it's buddies!

How far do you need to run before a dog will stop chasing you ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

T H E R E
I S
N O
E S C A P E

Do you think you could beat me in a fight?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

That would not be a fight but a training session for me! I have been dying to try my newly learned Thunderbolt move!

What move should I learn next ?

 

[ReKoil]

The Factly Voice. Gotta make everything you say sound factual! =D

Where can I learn how to make french toast ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

I'm sure your local grocery store knows!

Where can I find treasure?

 

[Starlight]

I heard there was 1 million in gold bullion in your local rubbish heap. Right at the bottom of the deepest pile apparently. Just sneak yourself in there one night when the staff aren't looking and dig in. You may have to swim for it. I heard it from a friend of a friend. Don't tell anyone 🤫

Why isn't Christmas tomorrow?

 

[ReKoil]

Because it's today, every day! =D

Spoiler:

How many times do I need to fry rice for it to turn into fries? =D

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Approximately 5917 times!

Where do you keep your chocolate?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

In my belly! Where else ?

How are you talking in my head ?

 

[ReKoil]

I'm freezing my thoughts and exhaling them... which I then bring over to you with a nice chilly wind =D

Which sewer pipe leads to Mario's world ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Every sewer pipe has a 1/8192 chance of transporting you to the mushroom kingdom!

Have you ever tried a disguise?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

I'd say no, but the comically large trench coat and sunglasses in my closet disagree.

What should I give my partner for Valentines Day?

 

[Zeostar]

A friendly handshake.

I want soup but I have no spoons. What do I use instead?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Use Kantonese sticks! But make sure you have a lot of time to use!

How am I supposed to count to seven ? I only have six fingers!

 

[ReKoil]

Just include your chest spike for the count!

How do you rent one of Alex's foxes ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You have to talk to his absol first!

What should I do in japan?

 

[Starlight]

Visit Niagara Falls, I heard it's beautiful at this time of year!

Which candle shall I burn?