Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

By following the map, matey! And ye better not try and double me to the treasure, savvy ?

How do ye- oh, here I was again talking piratey, hehe... Which character role do you like to play in a game ?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

NPCs 'cause no players pick NPC role!

How do i get chicken to fly?

 

[ReKoil]

You hold up an empty pack of Chicken Nuggets and a bowl full with batter.... menacingly...

What's the best Anti Virus program ?

 

[Explorer of Time]

MS-DOS! Virus writers don't care enough to target a decades-old discontinued operating system with basically no market share in the present day. Good luck getting anything you care about to run on it, though.

Who's the coolest Pokemon trainer?

 

[Megan]

It's me! I beat them all (as long as my Pokemon can be 50 levels above theirs!) :D

How did your fake plant die?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

i forget to get rid of fake weeds!

How do i buy more money?

 

[ReKoil]

Just pass by Start on your way to work every day and they'll let you buy some!

How many Glaceons does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

28 lol

How much could i pay you for that dubious disk?

 

[Megan]

I mean, that depends on you. But because I like you we can start with a price of 9999.98 and that's cutting me own throat!

Why do you look so down?

 

[ReKoil]

Because I keep falling over D=

What's the fastest way to the center of the earth ?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Do coc earth command!

How do i pet a cat?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

with a oven mitt!!

how do I not forget?

 

[ReKoil]

By cladding yourself in an armor made of post-it notes!

How do you make a mountain come to you?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You gotta learn secret mountain summoning dance!

Why do super soakers exist?

 

[Explorer of Time]

To fill with holy water and kill vampires with!

Why hasn't Antarctica been colonized?

 

[ReKoil]

Because it's full of ferocious Ice Ants!

How do you tame a dragon ?

 

[saniachan]

You don't -- the dragons tame you!

Have you ever applied for a scholarship?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Nope, I got banned for life from every single scholarship application for mysterious reasons.

What should I do if I overcooked my steak?

 

[ReKoil]

Sell it off as charcoal!

Will there ever be a colony on the moon ?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Yes... although I'm not sure which moon.

What happens if I hold my eyes open for too long?