Are you still in there?

*quirks head so far you can hear the bones and the sinew breaking*

To those of you that bring anything in with you while you do your business is not only strange, but unsanitary. Fecal matter and other fluids can contaminate various articles, books, technological devices and remain on the items for some time. I would urge you to cease this practice at once, as it is unbecoming. Just for fun, you could ask someone if they'd like to purchase your iPad, Phone, Blackberry, or gaming hand-held after you've taken it with you into the facilities. Further more, imagine that used phone or iPod you recently purchased was with someone else in their bathroom. . . I can see the scrunching faces of disapproval now. The restroom was designed for cleaning up after your biological needs, not your entertainment station. I have made my opinion known, and that is all I have to say upon this subject.
 
CoffeeDrink said:
*quirks head so far you can hear the bones and the sinew breaking*

To those of you that bring anything in with you while you do your business is not only strange, but unsanitary. Fecal matter and other fluids can contaminate various articles, books, technological devices and remain on the items for some time. I would urge you to cease this practice at once, as it is unbecoming. Just for fun, you could ask someone if they'd like to purchase your iPad, Phone, Blackberry, or gaming hand-held after you've taken it with you into the facilities. Further more, imagine that used phone or iPod you recently purchased was with someone else in their bathroom. . . I can see the scrunching faces of disapproval now. The restroom was designed for cleaning up after your biological needs, not your entertainment station. I have made my opinion known, and that is all I have to say upon this subject.
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live fast die young bad girls do it well
 
CoffeeDrink said:
To those of you that bring anything in with you while you do your business is not only strange, but unsanitary.
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How do you define strange, exactly? Isn't it 'beside the norm', and yet if so many people do this, it has a degree of normality and lacks much strangeness. So what if it's strange, anyway — does that observation really have any meaning beyond being able to point at someone like a 5yo bully and say "har har you do X"?
 
I just scroll through my phone. Sometimes I take things to read. Really depends on how long I determine I'll be in there.
 
ok people there's gonna be those times where you drop some lava and have to recover for a solid 15, so what're you gonna do, I mean honestly
 
Harley Quinn said:
set up camp and read a book on my iphone while i patiently wait for satan to exit my bowels
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"It's been a fortnight since I've set up camp... There have been no signs of the forsaken...

I expect the battle will be bloody. Tell my daughter I love her and hope to see her soon."
 
Patchisou Yutohru said:
"It's been a fortnight since I've set up camp... There have been no signs of the forsaken...

I expect the battle will be bloody. Tell my daughter I love her and hope to see her soon."
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not to be too forthright but literally an hour after i posted my original post i began a three day battle against diarrhea that took me to the edge of my mortal coil

so your description of those times is not inaccurate
 
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