Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Because they think that by bringing the sun out, the fire types will magnetically attach to the sun and fly away from the grass types!

Why can't the trainers themselves eat the berries they collect?
 
He was part of a science experiment to improve his electric energy. The more they did to him, the uglier he got.

And LOL @Aslan for answering my Sunny Day question.

Why did Brock cross the road?
 
To get to the other Joy.

Why do all the legendaries fight and need a third legend to ground them? Can't they get along? :(
 
It's like Pokemon Jersey Shore.

Why does Japan receive better event Pokemon than the rest of the world?
 
Because you're trying to controll it, but it must give controll to you.

Why are there no Shiny Stones where I needed them?
 
Because it turns out you've been walking all over shiny stones as you explore caves and now they're dirty stones!

Why can't I beat the Elite Four with a level 5 starter?
 
Because Level 5 starters only know how to rick-roll, while the Elite Four are tap-dancing.

Why can't I find a male Chansey?
 
Because it's when your Pokemon's attack becomes Quicker than the other Pokemon's attack. :0

Why haven't they made a Pizza Pokemon yet?
 
Because it believed in itself.
(Stupid answer, right?)
Why does Ash always wear fingerless gloves ?
 
Because he's scared that the gloves would eat his fingers!

Why can't pokemon talk English?
 
Because they would take over a few governments if they were able to, and apparently Arceus didn't like that idea. O_O

Is Arceus a donkey in disguise?
 
No, it's actually the drag mother of Jynx.

Why is the indoor battle background white?
 
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