Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Because no one likes to lick a yam ice cream with angry-like eyes and knife-like fangs, seems not delicious tho.
Why when I command my squirtle to use surf, it transforms into lapras?
 
That is Squirtle's desperate attempt to be something less wimpy than itself.

Why did they change the names of the Black/White starters at the last second?
 
(Gonna bump up this thread for the new event!)



Arbok does! xD

Why can't Professor Oak remember his grandson's name?
 
He only just found out Blue is actually his grandson, he always thought he was a girl named Suzy.

Why does Professor Oak have an empty PokéDex after researching Pokémon for his entire life?
 
Because if it's full, the games would suck.

Why does Jynx wear a human dress?
 
Because if she didnt wear it she might even look uglier.

Why does dedenne not have a mega evolution?
 
Because with the quantum mechanics of Dedenne's genetic Electric/Fairy chemical make-up will simply distort the space-time continuum. Therefore, destroying every single living creature on earth.
Or it's just because GameFreak said so. Either way works.

Why does Barbaracle have eyes on its extra hands?
 
Maybe because it wants to be like Duskmon. xD

Why doesn't a Bird-type exist? ;_;
 
Cause GF doesnt understand awesomeness ;_;

Why do people want a sound type?
 
Because Pokemon with the Soundproof ability would be too OP!

Why isn't the Mew under the truck?
 
It would just be Sandshrew with an eyepatch and beard.

What if there was a Mega Eevee instead of Normal type Eeveelution?
 
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