Chit-Chat: best coast california

[Taemin]

Aahahah, I don't care how scared they are, if there's a spider on my wall, it's gon' die. >_>

 

[Hiatus]

I'm not really scared of bugs, aside from spiders. Their sizes just freak me out; sometimes, they're way too big.

 

[Honest]

I never liked the idea of squishing bugs, simply because of the gross mess that follows. :I

 

[Raine]

I'm not really scared of bugs, aside from spiders. Their sizes just freak me out; sometimes, they're way too big.

It's odd. My sister has a problem with sizes too, but she's freaked out about the small ones, not the big ones S:

 

[Kanzler]

Their sizes just freak me out; sometimes, they're way too big.

Baby, don't you worry about it.

 

[Sanguine]

JOHN OMG

bad bad bad

jk ily

 

[Meganium]

There's this one time, I found a giant spider setting up a web at the top corner of my wall. I freaked out at first, but then I was like "ok as long as you don't get too close to me I'll let you live". So I did for...a week or so, then it died by itself. I didn't even kill it or anything. I allowed it to live until it dies :P That was the only time I didn't freak out and kill a spider. lol

It's odd. My sister has a problem with sizes too, but she's freaked out about the small ones, not the big ones S:

The main thing is that some smaller spiders jump. I know the feeling D:

 

[Honest]

God damn it John, way to bring the thread into the gutter.

 

[Aslan]

^ true dat

I hate killing bugs. The only thing I can kill without grossing out a little is probably ants. Even then, with shoes on. I can't imagine squishing a cockroach or fly or wasp. It just freaks me out. I can't even go near bees without going "omggggggg" in my head. XD

So to brighten things up, how about I tell you guys a happy story! My grandma from China who couldn't speak English came over a few months/years ago. Anyway, there was this giant wasp flying around our house and we were all panicking about it. Then my grandma comes in casually, looks at the wasp, and chucks a freaking rolling pin at it. Grandma: 1 Wasp: 0

Sometimes I seriously question if she's really 78. :/

In general though, if bugs step into my territory, they're going down. with loads of bug spray and an exasperated dad

 

[Kanzler]

Asian women develop ninja skills as they pass menopause. I thought this was common knowledge :\

 

[Platina Berlitz]

This talk has me rubbing my arms like there's something on me...darn all of you T.T

I used to stay in the basement of my mother's and there where nothing but spiders. It was awful. I'd just use the shop vacuum she had and they'd vanish into oblivion

 

[TY]

Is this still about bugs?

Zerg rush perhaps?
Why not talk about the weather ;)

 

[Hiatus]

We used to have spiders in our basement, too, but fortunately, they're gone now. Instead, we've got rats. :P

 

[Starry Windy]

Speaking of pests, I hate it if I have to see centipede or mosquitoes when I'm in my house.

 

[Fernbutter]

If bugs don't bother you enough already, you should try dealing with snakes all over the place, like literally ALL OVER THE PLACE

 

[Shining Raichu]

Where the hell do you live?

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

If bugs don't bother you enough already, you should try dealing with snakes all over the place, like literally ALL OVER THE PLACE

Mother****in' snakes on a mother****in' plane anyone? :D

I was an idiot yesterday and forgot that I had triple-encrypted my passwords and left them in a file on my computer, not realizing that my phone doesn't have an AES decryptor :(. I think I'll write 'em down IRL.

 

[Puddle]

Mother****in' snakes on a mother****in' plane anyone? :D

I was an idiot yesterday and forgot that I had triple-encrypted my passwords and left them in a file on my computer, not realizing that my phone doesn't have an AES decryptor :(. I think I'll write 'em down IRL.

Don't even know what to say about this.

I'll just revert this topic back to the fact that I read this, walked into my bathroom and there was a scorpion there.

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I didn't even know scorpions existed in Florida.

 

[Hiatus]

I've never, ever seen scorpions before in my entire life, honestly. Not even once. :P Personally wouldn't like to, anyway; I'm just not a huge fan of them.

 

[Ultraviolence]

I rather like scorpions :( only ever seen them in enclosures though

Apparently there are wild scorpions in London if you know where to look...