Bidoof for Ubers

[Hikamaru]

Would you start a petition to make Bidoof the new mascot of the Pokemon franchise?

 

[Pendraflare]

You're challenged to do a Bidoof solo run of Pokémon Platinum or XY. Would you do it?

 

[skyburial]

Do you liek Mudkipz?

What is the best?

What is the worst?

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Would you start a petition to make Bidoof the new mascot of the Pokemon franchise?

I wouldn't start the petition, because Pikachu is one of the greatest marketing tools of all time, but I'd sign the petition.

How long have you been playing league for? Which season do you think had the best jungle?

I started league in the preseason for s4, but I really like the new season five jungle, it's a lot more unique and takes more skill :) I miss being able to take almost anything in the jungle though :P

You're challenged to do a Bidoof solo run of Pokémon Platinum or XY. Would you do it?

Probably, it would take 1000 years though because I'm lazy. Are you challenging me right now?

Do you liek Mudkipz?

What is the best?

What is the worst?

Mudkip is gr8 m8, 8/8. I almost changed my name to Mudkip, but I realized my blasphemy to almighty Bidewf.

The best is a version of Pokemon Platinum with Honchkrow.

The worst is Gen 3 remakes without battle frontier. THANKS GAMEFREAK ;-;

 

[Detox]

Why is Bidoof so inferior to...well every other early game rodent?

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Why is Bidoof so inferior to...well every other early game rodent?

Young Padawan, you do not appreciate the amazing features of the wild Bidoof. Take a trip across the desert, find the honey pot of dreams, then return with the knowledge you've gained.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

Who would win a battle of the doofs? You or lala?

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Who would win a battle of the doofs? You or lala?

Me of course, Lalapizzame is inferior in every aspect of what makes a Bidoof gr8, m8. I rate this question 8/8.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

How would you react to Bidoof being legitimately put in the Ubers tier? No jokes either, Smogon just decided that it was too strong and must be banned. How would this make you feel on an emotional scale?

I would feel amazing. The first thing I'd do is buy a bidoof shirt and create a poster for this

Then I'd proceed to go to the Pokecommunity Battle Server with a smug look on my face and watch the rage.

 

[Winter]

How do you feel about there being another Bidoof (GreyBidoof)?

What do Bidoofs eat?

How can a Bidoof survive the zombie apocalypse?

 

[KorpiklaaniVodka]

Your PC specs?
Ever attempted a Bidoof sweep?

 

[Bidoof FTW]

How do you feel about there being another Bidoof (GreyBidoof)?

What do Bidoofs eat?

How can a Bidoof survive the zombie apocalypse?

He's dead now >:^)

The normal diet of a Bidoof consists of: The hearts of the weak, killer whale lungs, and dank memes.

A Bidoof can survive the zombie apocalypse by simply living normally, the zombies fear too much for their lives to bite it.

Your PC specs?
Ever attempted a Bidoof sweep?

Idk what PC Specs are :(

I've never attempted a bidoof sweep but I swept Sang with Mudkip once.

 

[Ice1]

Are you related to Grey Bidoof?

What is your favorite thing about buckteeth?

Is life still enjoyable without opposable thumbs?

 

[JJ Styles]

I just realized and maybe you have already known it by now that Bidoff and its evolutionary line have 3 of the best abilities in battle: Simple which turns a simple boost like Work up into Swords Dance + nasty plot, Unaware which of course ignores a lot of stat changes, and Moody which was so overpowered that it was banned. Ain't it such a wonder?

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Are you related to Grey Bidoof?

What is your favorite thing about buckteeth?

Is life still enjoyable without opposable thumbs?

We are not related, I actually hadn't seen him before on PC until Blarzigord :P

Cartoon buckteeth are really derpy, and I like derpy c: IRL buckteeth are eh >_>

I don't need opposable thumbs to kill you night zero ;)

I just realized and maybe you have already known it by now that Bidoff and its evolutionary line have 3 of the best abilities in battle: Simple which turns a simple boost like Work up into Swords Dance + nasty plot, Unaware which of course ignores a lot of stat changes, and Moody which was so overpowered that it was banned. Ain't it such a wonder?

it's a wonder that we don't have Mega Bibarel with a new ability: Simdyware

I have journeyed far, across massive seas, scorching deserts, and perilous terrain, all to pay my respects to the great and glorious true bidoof of pokecommunity. So, quick question, what's your favorite form of fiction?

first and foremost, #BardoofFTW

I'm a fan of Sci-Fi. My dad is a huge nerd for Star Wars, Planet of the Apes, Stargate, and Battlestar Galactica and since we're very close, the love for Sci-Fi came to me as well. I also like dystopian fiction, which is very popular in novels nowadays, which is good because I have endless reading material :3

 

[Bidoof FTW]

#BardoofFTW, because yes.

So, time for a second volley of questions, because I'm bored and my fan-fic writing has pretty much stalled out. Oh well, made good progress.

Better ask my questions before I get any more sidetracked. Here goes!

If you could time travel, what year would you visit?

Yes, or no?

If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?

What's your favorite kind of cookie?

What object evokes the weakest emotional response from you?

What's your least favorite pokemon?

And finally, how many bristles are on your toothbrush?

Happy answering!

1968, I could see a Beatles, Pink Floyd, and Rolling Stones concert all in the same year!

Yes!

If I dunk in the woods, does it make a sound?

My favorite types of cookies are Oatmeal Raisin and Peanut Butter, I'm not a huge fan of sweets, and they're just the right amount of sugar and good taste :)

I'm not sure what this question means, but probably a textbook

My least favorite mon is probably Genesect.. I had some bad times facing that thing in OU :(

9,112,001 bristles~

 

[Deleted member 211486]

What would you do if Bidoof suddenly becomes a LoL hero?

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Have you ever seen any Doctor Who?

Who's your favorite funny anime character?

Which celebrity would you want to punch the most?

You have a giant space laser. What would you carve into the moon, and afterwards, which nation would you sell it to?

A red evil genie appears in front of you and offers you a wish. What do you do?

If you could make every cellphone in the world make the same noise at the same time, what noise would you use?

And to bring it all home, what is your favorite question that I have asked so far?

The most I've seen of Doctor Who are booths at comic conventions :P I sometimes work a plushie booth and I see the giant Tardis from across the building x3

If you mean furry as in someone that enjoys being in animal suits then I don't have one :( I haven't seen an anime with one of those

I'd want to punch Iggy Azalea or Nicki Minaj, I cannot stand them at all.

I would carve a giant Kirby into it and sell it to Japan ofc ;)

I would wish for Aiden to stop blindly turning the entire group of people against me >:(

The Brown Noise. I would go down in history for the single greatest prank of all time {XD}

My favorite question is the cell phone one, I took a good amount of thought to decide.

What would you do if Bidoof suddenly becomes a LoL hero?

I would main it ofc. Bidoof would be hella OP ^^

 

[Bidoof FTW]

I said funny, not furry.

So, with that cleared up, let's begin the next round, shall we?

What's your favorite comical anime character?

You have acquired an army of five hundred army ants that shall obey your every command. What's your first order?

You've been trapped in the Hunger Games! How are you going to survive?

Would you rather save a shiny bidoof or two regular bidoofs?

What role would you most want to have in a Mafia?

What is the most boring book you've ever read?

Happy answering!

Oh! Oops {XD} My favorite comical anime character is probably Jiraiyah from Naruto :) He always made me laugh and I love his character traits.

My first order is to bite the crap out of my enemies! >:^) They shall fear my tiny minions

I use my bidoof survival skills and create a dam-like home to hide in. Since it is a natural feature by beavers the opponents will think that some sort of mutant beaver lives there, and I shall be safe.

A shiny bidoof.. I've never had a shiny mon before :( ('cept for action replay)

I would love to be the serial killer role! It's something I've always dreamt of being... maybe someday..

The most boring book I've ever read was To Kill a Mockingbird. The plot was just so bland and flew from place to place, but apparently it's a classic?