Blarzigord: The Uprising [Epilogue]

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And as the world comes to an end
I'll be here to hold your hand
'Cause you're my king and I'm your lionheart.
A lionheart.

Of Monsters and Men - King and Lionheart

<3
 
[PokeCommunity.com] Blarzigord: The Uprising [Epilogue]
 
omg you guys i'm so sorry
to hold up this tragic story
of a Klippy, once revered
for the games through which he persevered
but now, today, his reign may end
surrounded by all but loyal friends
tis strange you waited for my vote
as it shouldn't matter what i wrote
the stage is set, the curtain falls
and so will Klippy, Hades calls

we'll see what brings us this election
i hope we face the right direction

kill [Klippy]
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyD3DcZoHcI
(Because I don't know how to embed the video here, if someone could tell me, that'd be swell)

In the end you've really no one else,
But yourself to blame,
Now shall you burn in hell,
Or will we feel the shame?

Despite your previous actions,
You will not survive,
Time for us to witness,
The Blarzigordians' demise.

This plan you think you're hatching,
Will never come to pass,
You'll see in the end,
We'll have the last laugh!

And now the day is ending,
The curtain closing,
Any last words?
Or just some ridiculous posing?

Here I end my little verse,
but I must say,
just one small thing,
We will make you pay.

Blarzigordians heed my warning,
In this game you shan't succeed,
But instead will fall short,
This is guaranteed.​
 
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Night One​
A large group was assembled in the courtroom where Klippy stood trial. The President sat at the forefront of the room, serving as the judge himself. The faces of the spectators showed many emotions; sadness, fear, confusion and in the case of arachnidsGrip, who sat directly behind the accused, blankness.

"You'll regret targeting me!" Klippy screamed at GreyBidoof, who was standing by the door to the courtroom "Not just you though! All of you will regret this."

The President slammed his gavel hard on the judge's desk. He had long since had enough of Klippy's ramblings; he'd been screaming nonsense for well over an hour now.

"Enough!" he yelled "Klippy the vote has been nearly unanimous. We have determined that you are guilty and you are sentenced to death. Do you have any last words?"

Everything fell silent except for the sound of a dark, mirthless laugh. Klippy was laughing and it terrified the President.

"You want me dead? So be it but I'm taking as many of you as I can with me!" Klippy ripped open his shirt to reveal a vest of explosives. He slammed a button on the detonating device, still laughing as he did so. "Hail Blarzigord bitches!"

People begun diving for cover or fleeing the room; all except arachnidsGrip who sat directly behind Klippy. GreyBidoof saw this and turned, running the opposite direction. He pushed passed the crowd, waving a shining object above his head. He vaulted over the bannister and dived for Klippy, smothering him with his body as the explosives went off.

There was an enormous flash and a thundering noise as the explosion occurred. The force of the blast damaged much of the area surrounding the judge's desk. The President, who had ducked behind the sturdy structure just in time, lifted his head over the desk to the terrifying sight of two mangled corpses lying on the ground and arachnidsGrip sitting there wondering what had happened.


Klippy is dead. He was a Blarzigordian.

GreyBidoof is dead. He was loyal to the Masses.​
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Several hours later, the remaining Blarzigordian's convened. The empty seats casting an unnerving air throughout the dim room.

"This has gone on long enough. Brother Klippy did well in his final moments to take down one of the enemy and destroy their despicable court. However our numbers have fallen and we seem to be at an early disadvantage. It's time to strike back with the fury of Lord Blarzigord."

Even as the group spoke, nearby someone else was creeping into another room. They too wished to spread Blarzigord's wrath throughout the PokeCommunity… with the blood of those without faith.

​
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THE HOLY BLARGLE RULES​

  • All PokeCommunity rules apply
  • One final vote per day phase
  • Please use EXECUTE [name] and bold it to confirm your vote
  • Missing two executions will mean that you are a traitor, and be executed immediately
  • Unless you are a Blarzigordian or part of the Blasphemer mafia, you are not supposed to PM anyone but the GM
  • All Blarzigord Uprising discussion should be kept here
  • If you are DEAD, you are DEAD. Don't haunt the thread with your posts
  • However, if someone dies, or gets lynched, they get to give ONE deadpost, that doesn't give any information about the game
  • For executions, if there would be a tie, the last player killed will break the tie.
  • Getting caught posting at the night phase will automatically kill you
  • Night actions should be sent to the appropriate GM by PM
  • Abstaining during the Day Phase is not allowed
  • Praise Blarzigord.
MINIONS PLAYER LIST​
Foxrally as Lord Blarzigord
gimmepie as The President

Sonata as ???
Ash as ???
Nagi as ???
GreyBidoof as one of the masses
under_score as ???
Deceptio as ???
Candy as ???
No as ???
apocalypseArisen as ???
Lycanthropy as ???
Orpheus as ???
eros as one of the masses
arachnidsGrip as ???
Ninja Aiden as ???
Lucid as ???
Jupiter as ???
Klippy as one of the Blarzigordians
Netto Azure as ???
Christos as ???
Fantome as ???
gio7sm as ???
Melody as ???
Nakuzami as ???
Infinite as ???
Charlie Brown as ???
Bardothren as ???
Bidoof FTW as ???
Cosmic as ???
Mana as ???
Ryo as ???
 
Update

It seems that we GMs may have forgotten to give you some crucial information. That is, we have not actually specified the length of our day and night phases to you. In Blarzigord: The Uprising our day phases last 48 hours or until all participants have voted. Our night phases are shorter lasting approximately 24 hours, or until all night actions have been submitted, in the interests of vanilla players. Also:


Orpheus you chose not to vote in the previous day phase. If you do not vote in the next you will be killed.​

 
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Day Two​
"Sir! We have a problem!" Ash said, banging on the President's door frantically. It took several minutes for the President to open the door. When he did Ash had to restrain a gasp; his eyes were bloodshot, his hair dishevelled and his attire a mess. Behind him was a poorly concealed, empty, bottle of tequila.

"What is it?" the President grumbled before suddenly realising that something was off "Where's Fantome? He was supposed to be serving as my aid today."

"Well about that…" Ash said grimacing "You need to clean up and come outside."

Ten minutes later, the President was standing in the car park around the corner from the Underground's political centre. A large crowd was gathered around a humble VW Bug. Sitting in the driver's seat was Fantome… or rather what was left of him. Still attached to the charred remains of his corpse were the leads connecting the car's battery to his ears.

The President did not have time for the guilt to settle in however, for as he was about to open his mouth a gunshot rang out throughout the car park and a scream of "those of weak faith are as bad as those with none!" was heard shortly before a screech of tyres and a black vehicle driving off into the distance. The President stood stunned as he saw the body of gio7sm lying on the very edge of the carpark.

"It's one lunatic after the other and they keep getting bolder. Are they brave, desperate or is this something else entirely?

Fantome is dead. He was loyal to the Masses.

gio7sm is dead. He was a Blarzigordian.​

The crowd soon dispersed the final few staying to ogle the corpses or the police, or in rare cases to pay their respects. The last two to leave were Bidoof FTW and arachnidsGrip.

"Who am I?" How did I get here?" Bidoof FTW asked arachnidsGrip, a vacant expression on his face. arachnidsGrip simply sighed and turned away, leaving him behind and muttering to herself.

"I hope you come back soon you poor bastard."


The car screeched to a halt in the garage, the feeder stepping out and laughing manically at his success.

"I have done it my lord! Great one bless me the pretender is dead! Only those who truly worship you shall remain! I am yours forever!" Even as he spoke, writing begun to etch into the wall in front of the Feeder of its own accord.

Your lord is pleased but he hungers for new blood. Blarzigord demands well-cooked meat, bring him someone with over 1000 posts to eat.​



THE HOLY BLARGLE RULES​

  • All PokeCommunity rules apply
  • One final vote per day phase
  • Please use EXECUTE [name] and bold it to confirm your vote
  • Missing two executions will mean that you are a traitor, and be executed immediately
  • Unless you are a Blarzigordian or part of the Blasphemer mafia, you are not supposed to PM anyone but the GM
  • All Blarzigord Uprising discussion should be kept here
  • If you are DEAD, you are DEAD. Don't haunt the thread with your posts
  • However, if someone dies, or gets lynched, they get to give ONE deadpost, that doesn't give any information about the game
  • For executions, if there would be a tie, the last player killed will break the tie.
  • Getting caught posting at the night phase will automatically kill you
  • Night actions should be sent to the appropriate GM by PM
  • Abstaining during the Day Phase is not allowed
  • Praise Blarzigord.
MINIONS PLAYER LIST​
Foxrally as Lord Blarzigord
gimmepie as The President

Sonata as ???
Ash as ???
Nagi as ???
GreyBidoof as one of the Masses
under_score as ???
Deceptio as ???
Candy as ???
No as ???
apocalypseArisen as ???
Lycanthropy as ???
Orpheus as ???
eros as one of the Masses
arachnidsGrip as ???
Ninja Aiden as ???
Lucid as ???
Jupiter as ???
Klippy as one of the Blarzigordians
Netto Azure as ???
Christos as ???
Fantome as one of the Masses
gio7sm as one of the Blarzigordians
Melody as ???
Nakuzami as ???
Infinite as ???
Charlie Brown as ???
Bardothren as ???
Bidoof FTW as ???
Cosmic as ???
Mana as ???
Ryo as ???
 
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*rubs her hands all over her body*

I'm alive? I'M ALIVE! PARTAY! TAKE THAT FEE- *looks at post count*

...At least it's not specific to 3 member like the last time. Ah well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
W-What??

What's going on? Where am I.... Who am I?

I keep hearing things in my head... voices....saying terrible, terrible things about what I want to do to the GMs.... Whoever did this, when I find you, you'll pay.
 
[PokeCommunity.com] Blarzigord: The Uprising [Epilogue]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give back my memory now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.​
 
Lmao. This is great haha. Not much to do here until some new information presents itself. We don't really have much to work with.

And I want to know, does the Feeder strike people who's main accounts have more than 1000 posts, or their total from all accounts is over 1000?

The reason I ask is this: This account has under 1000 posts, but in total from accounts, I have over 3000 now I think. So am I a target or not?
 
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