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Blarzimafia II: Tentacle Wars [Game Over]

You know, I've seen some dumb things in my time.
Cats giving out bells, GMs forcing us to rhyme.
But Bact claiming mafia? Say it ain't so.
Well, I really shouldn't be surprised though...
 
People say there's no suspect
But how could one forget?

Klippy had a hunch,
we should eat GreyBidoof for lunch

It was only three days prior,
when Klippy wanted him on the fire

For if Klippy's instinct was true,
GreyBidoof last night, seems to have turned blue
 
Is it due to the D3 post,
That we lynch GreyBidoof?
Make him all but a ghost,
Trusting the words of GP?

Is there actual proof I don't see,
Can someone please tell me?
I'd rather not lynch unfairly,
That would be a decision made rather poorly.
 
Misunderstandings be damned, I do not find
GreyBidoof to be part of the hive mind

I speculate only that he visited a man
With a little too loud of a voice, by plan

The peculiar wording would seem to explain
That these two targets are one and the same

I ask, if you hold the information we seek
GreyBidoof, to the town, will you speak?
 
killing bidoofs is a sin
[execute] Syn
 
There is no proof
Of Grey Bidoof.

Klippy thinks that GB
Was the one obsessed with Bidoof, you see.
Just because of his name.
GB is the one he wants to maim.

#Switching to freeverse

This bandwagon makes no sense.
So therefore I will not be a part of it,
Should we kill Syn? And lose our president?
I think we should not.

[Execute] Bacteriophage
 
I am fine to be killed tomorrow
I got nothing left but an ability, I know
It activates on death
And so my last breath
Will not end up as sorrow
 
I know someone would appreciate my night visit
As I could only do it with my med kit
 
To kill a man on a whim?
That is not a thought, but a sin.
If there is nothing against him,
Killing GreyBidoof doesn't get us a win.

If Candy's hidden ability,
Activates only in death,
Since Syndrome is now guilty,
Should Syn not draw his last breath?
 
The Haiku to end all Haikus:

Pie pie pie pie pie
Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie
Does this mean I win?
 
Get him the next day
Just not today
I have a medkit to give
So for now let me live
 
Despite what's been said
Nothing has happened to me
[Execute] Syndrome
 
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