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Blarzimafia II: Tentacle Wars [Game Over]

You people bloody hell, there's enough salt in here to kill every snail to venture into the Underground for the next seventy-two years.

Cheer up, love life. This will make you feel better.


Event​

Blarzigord watched down upon the puny mortals and their very amusing, yet ultimately pointless, debates from his place above the universe. This was the kind of entertainment he'd been lacking since Masses vs Blarzigordians and he was revelling in it... and what better way to enjoy things then to add more fuel to the fire.

Until the end of this phase you must jumble every word with more than three letters. So, "Syn versus Nakuzami is amusing" becomes "Syn rveuss iNamazku is sinmagu". joEny!

 
Thsi ilwl be unf.
 




Blarzimafia II

Tentacle Wars





Night Nine​
The Blarzident felt her head throbbing; most of the people that were meant to be in the court weren't present and those that did bother to show up spent half the time talking in gibberish. It was a poor excuse for a trial and a pretty poor showing from the Snails.

In the end most of the activity was just Nakuzami, the last remaining ghost however the hell they got there in the first place, and Syndrome arguing incessantly. The Blarzident was becoming increasingly worried about her lover's strange antics, but she had vowed to accept him for whatever he was… unless she found out he was Extremist scum, then to hell with him.

In the end the disappointing number of ballots came in and it turned out to be Foxrally that was to die… again. His resurrection was event stranger than Nakuzami floating around.
"Do what you want with him, I honestly cannot be bothered with this today."

Foxrally is dead. He was an Extremist.​




The Holy BlargleRules​

  1. All PokeCommunity Rules Apply
  2. You may vote only once during the day phase so think about who you target.
  3. Please use [Execute] PlayerName bolded as the format for your votes. Votes not in this format might not be counted.
  4. Missing two executions will result in you being branded as a traitor and lynched automatically.
  5. Unless you are a member of a faction with a chat, game-related conversation should be kept to day phases in this thread.
  6. If you are DEAD you are DEAD. Don't haunt the thread with your posts.
  7. However, if you die (regardless of how) you will be allowed one dead post so long as it contains no game-related information.
  8. For executions, if there is a tie, a coin-toss will determine the tie-breaking vote.
  9. Don't post during the night phase unless instructed that you can.
  10. Night actions should be sent to me via PM.
  11. Abstaining during the day phase is not allowed and voting for yourself will result in your suicide.
  12. Praise Blarzigord



MinionsPlayers​

gimmepie as Lord Blarzigord​

Ash as a Modernist​
Wizardman11 as ???
Syndrome as an Extremist
Mana as a Modernist​
Nakuzami as ???
Golgari as a Doofus
Sopheria as a Wanderer​
Klippy as ???
Melody as an Extremist
Bardothren as FathR​
Hopeless Masquerade as ???
Omicron as a Modernist
Nimsy as a Modernist​
Zehn as ???
jdthebud as ???
GreyBidoof as FathR
Cheshire Cat as FathR​
Netto Azure as ???
Ullion as McIntyre
Absol Used Bite! as a Modernist
Nagi as an Extremist​
Infinite as ???
Superjolt as ???
Etherion as a Modernist
Pecilia as a Modernist
Collector Elwood as a Modernist​
Milotic as ???
Davepetasprite^2 as a Modernist
aeternum as a Modernist
JohnnyMustang as FathR
Foxrally as an Extremist​
Twiggy as ???
Spectrum as a Modernist
KetsuekiR as FathR
Rozureido as a Modernist
Christos as a Modernist​
Lycanthropy as ???
Juno as ???
Lawlietta as a Modernist​


 
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Blarzimafia II

Tentacle Wars





Day Ten​
The Extremists were upping the scale of their attacks upon the Modernists. They were drawing closer and closer to their victory, FathR had been crippled, the Doofuses were a joke and the Modernists were weak. It was time for them to strike hard.

The High Priest was already inside the capital building of course, but they were busy keeping the Medic out of the way, not that the fool had considered this a priority anyway. Four Extremists walked up to the security post in the building's lobby.
"Ma'am" a part-time security guy said to the leading Extremist from his desk "I need to see IDs before you go any fur- oh it's you! Are they with you?"
"Yes, they're with me. Can we go on?"
"Yes, go ahead. I think the Blarzident wants to see you anyway."
"Excellent, we're due to have a meeting with her anyway."

The group headed passed the checkpoint and up to the Blarzident's office, walking in without so much as a knock.
"You wanted to see me ma'am?" the lead Extremist said in a sickly sweet voice
"Stop the ma'am, we've known each other for years so it's okay to call me Candy when we're al… who are they?"
"These are some friends of mine. We have some important business to discuss with you."
"They're not wearing Emerald Army uniforms… what's this about.?
"Well, we received intel that there's going to be an Extremist attack."

The Blarzident leapt from her chair, amazed at the sudden breakthrough. She felt such exhilaration at her efforts finally making some headway.
"When?! Where?! Who?!" she managed to stammer out.
"Well that's the thing," the Extremist laughed "It's happening right now, right here and we're killing you, you stupid *****."
"W-what?!"

An hour later the medic walked into the room to report before heading home and nearly passed out, blood was dripping down the sides of the walls… the Blarzident's body nailed into the ceiling.


That morning one citizen was struck deeply by the events of the night. They couldn't sit by idly any more. They had immediately signed up for the Emerald Army, becoming a Recruit.

Milotic is dead. She was an Extremist… lol.​




The Holy BlargleRules​

  1. All PokeCommunity Rules Apply
  2. You may vote only once during the day phase so think about who you target.
  3. Please use [Execute] PlayerName bolded as the format for your votes. Votes not in this format might not be counted.
  4. Missing two executions will result in you being branded as a traitor and lynched automatically.
  5. Unless you are a member of a faction with a chat, game-related conversation should be kept to day phases in this thread.
  6. If you are DEAD you are DEAD. Don't haunt the thread with your posts.
  7. However, if you die (regardless of how) you will be allowed one dead post so long as it contains no game-related information.
  8. For executions, if there is a tie, a coin-toss will determine the tie-breaking vote.
  9. Don't post during the night phase unless instructed that you can.
  10. Night actions should be sent to me via PM.
  11. Abstaining during the day phase is not allowed and voting for yourself will result in your suicide.
  12. Praise Blarzigord



MinionsPlayers​

gimmepie as Lord Blarzigord​

Ash as a Modernist​
Wizardman11 as ???
Syndrome as an Extremist
Mana as a Modernist​
Nakuzami as ???
Golgari as a Doofus
Sopheria as a Wanderer​
Klippy as ???
Melody as an Extremist
Bardothren as FathR​
Hopeless Masquerade as ???
Omicron as a Modernist
Nimsy as a Modernist​
Zehn as ???
jdthebud as ???
GreyBidoof as FathR
Cheshire Cat as FathR​
Netto Azure as ???
Ullion as McIntyre
Absol Used Bite! as a Modernist
Nagi as an Extremist​
Infinite as ???
Superjolt as ???
Etherion as a Modernist
Pecilia as a Modernist
Collector Elwood as a Modernist
Milotic as an Extremist
Davepetasprite^2 as a Modernist
aeternum as a Modernist
JohnnyMustang as FathR
Foxrally as an Extremist​
Twiggy as ???
Spectrum as a Modernist
KetsuekiR as FathR
Rozureido as a Modernist
Christos as a Modernist​
Lycanthropy as ???
Juno as ???
Lawlietta as a Modernist​


 
Yo, so, I win with whoever survives and I've got a bell left, plus a medkit - I'm not dying anytime soon.

WHOOOO WANTS KLIPPY AS AN ALLY? :)
 
I can tell you how to ki/ll lit/era/lly every ex/tr/em/ist left if you can connect the dots so
 
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