California Woman Sues P. Diddy for $1 TRILLION DOLLARS

California Woman Sues P. Diddy for ONE TRILLION DOLLARS

https://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/california-woman-sues-p-diddy-1-trillion-01-28-2011

She claims he caused the 9/11 attacks and disabled her son.
The Daily Beast reports that Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks has filed a suit against Sean "P. Diddy" Combs in Los Angeles Superior Court. The 31-year-old is suing Diddy for $1 trillion, claiming that he caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in the hospital and stole a poker chip belonging to her.

She claims that her 23-year-old son is fathered by Diddy. According to Turks, the stolen poker chip was worth "100 zillions of dollars."

She wrote in the papers she submitted to the court, "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

It doesn't seem like Turks lawsuit will get very far. A judge has set the court date for the case to be heard January 31.

...Just wow. Opinions?
I can't wait to hear P. Diddy's stance on this ...still, just wow.
 
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America is the land where you can sue anyone for anything as long as a judge will hear the case.
 
this seems like it'll be a huge spam/trollfest to me.


still though, love how she actually got a court case for this.
 
lolwut?

I so want this case to be televised, cause I want to see the woman troll some more.
America, I applaud thee for letting things like these come true for the lulz.
 
Wow like P. Diddy caused 9/11 and stole a poker chip that cost 100 zillion dollars.

This lady is crazy.
 
If P Diddy caused 9/11, either he's bribed his way out of retribution already, or your FBI, CIA etc. are useless.

Seriously, I can't wait to see him win the court case, at least on that part of it. Why? Because it's unbelievably weird.

The other parts? I don't know, I just hope whoever's telling the truth wins.
 
This literally sounds like something that would be on the internet, let alone actually be real and have a case. Hard not to lol all over this since it actually got a court date. That's kind of sad too though. I know people say everyone is suing everyone else nowadays over every little thing but THIS.. come on. This is a bit ridiculous.

On a serious note, I hope this woman gets help out of this, because I doubt she'll get anything else.
 

I do hate people like this.​

People like this are hilarious. Don't be hating.

Personally I was suspicious of Diddy the entire time. I didn't want to say anything myself but good on her for bringing it up.
 
I don't really see how P. Diddy caused 9/11. How can the woman sue him if she doesn't have evidence that Diddy caused the 9/11 event?
 
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