Congratulations! You are now old!

[Alexander Nicholi]

Describe yourself, in your inevitable ancient state. How will you be different?

 

[Deleted member 143209]

Probably making millions on my apparent ability to see into the future.

 

[Sonata]

Rotting 6 feet under because I don't plan to live until I'm an old fart. I presume there will be a moderate lack of skin.

 

[pkmin3033]

I'm going to go around whacking the shins of disrespectful young whippersnappers with my walking stick. Because really, what else do we live to old age for?

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

I think in my old age I'll have everything I want in myself now and I'll be doing and getting all the things I tried for in my youth... and then some.

I'll be a really happy and revered old man. I'll talk really slow and say really wise things, and help out those with potential for great things when they're having a tough time. I'll look to keeping those around me in high spirits and kind of just be tucked away until someone needs me. c:

 

[Sirfetch’d]

Hopefully I am not much different at all. I imagine myself as a very youthful person when I age who is very healthy and happy with life. I see myself as successful and accomplished. Living my ending years of life out in relaxation and happiness :)

 

[Lucid]

I'm gonna erect a 80ft statue of me slapping everyone in the face with a giant dong.

 

[Ice1]

When I get retired at 67, I'm just going to go crazy. I have talked about this a lot with friends and family, and I really like to be the local madman when I get old. I'll dye my hair pink and record rap-albums. I don't plan on becoming that old though, so if this happens, I hope I'll die at 70. Or whatever age your android body can't be updated anymore.

 

[Universe]

"inevitable ancient state"? but what happens if i die young instead? :(

 

[Lucid]

Don't call me old...

 

[Foxrally]

You either die a hero or live long enough to be a villain so I guess I'll like this:

 

[Sylphiel]

I can't see myself being too much different.

Maybe a little crankier.

And getting around will hurt a bit more. But that's about it.

 

[Jocund]

Life will be awesome at 60 - I'll either be travelling the world on the run from various government agencies or at home teaching my grandkids how to be as amazing as me.

I'm actually really looking forward to growing old, it's weird. I'm still going to be as vulgar and immature as I am now, I don't think that I'll let life change me into some boring old witchlady. If it does, I'd just hate being old and die in an avalanche or something.

 

[Zaheer]

Old as in 70?

Probably would have been in the ground for at least 15 years by then

 

[Nolafus]

I will hopefully still be writing, and a lot better at it, so maybe being a professional writer? It depends if I ever get published, but I can dream, right?

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

I will hopefully still be writing, and a lot better at it, so maybe being a professional writer? It depends if I ever get published, but I can dream, right?

you can even rival the steven kean
take on the frontier my lord

be a j. k. rolling, write a hairy potty :)))

 

[Skip Class]

Still constantly tired and sleep, not gaining back the hours of sleep I should be trying to get - or maybe I'll be sleeping all the time in my old age to get back 50+ years of a lack of sleep.

 

[Poki]

I'd just kill myself before I get too old. Like, when I turn 40 or something.

 

[Auticorn]

I'm not sure what I'd look like... but I do know I want to be that old person that shouts at clouds and yells at the kids to get off their lawn. XD

 

[Unwoken Dream]

I'm super ready to be really old. I hate being young because there's too many expectations of ourselves when we are young.
I'm ready to get this phase out of the way.

Plus, I can have an excuse to be lazy by then. =D