Oh, I'm afraid I'm much less an artist than a designer, really. I hesitate to call them drawings because I've a bad habit of leaving them only half-finished, and I was always more of a world-builder than an illustrator, it just helps me visualize some of my more bizarre ideas for other people. Of course, I don't have access to a scanner or a drawing pad so I wouldn't be able to put it through here anyway. On the other hand, if I get enough open time I'd likely be able to bypass those problems buuuuut ... As it stands I never did draw up that kelp-covered claw monster I thought of or that large undead ruminant that essentially acted as a mobile hive for predatory worms soooo ... I have, like, ten other things I have to pretend to do first.
Also: no offense to Mr. Jauntier, but my knowledge on pornographic creation patterns (and, boy, is it expansive) suggests it would be unlikely we'd be getting CoTM porn. Well, unless our audience reaches the quadruple digits, which I kind of don't think it has. And then it would likely revolve around Cicaro--ah, there I go again. I've a rather scientific interest in porn, I find, but I should probably not reveal that to people that are still getting to me know me.
In fact. I'll delete that whole second paragraph.
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