Corporate Mafia

[gimmepie]

I'll take a corporation slot as Monsters, Inc. We're a green energy corporation powering your homes through screams.

 

[Abby]

Passa.Ta

We're an up & coming organisation that's really interested in Passata. Like REALLY interested in passata. To show you how much we like passata, we thought we'd write you a song on behalf of our CEO!

Spoiler:

This generation
Rules the nation
With Passata

Passata happen to be the food of love
Tastes to really make you Moan and Smile

I say: Passatamato 'pon the left hand side
Passatamato 'pon the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me saucepan make me take it off
It a go done, give me the Flavour make me Want some more

It was a cold and Italian Valentines night
(How does it feel when you've got no date ?)
You could feel it cause it was the month of February
(How does it feel when you've got no date ?)
So I left my gate and went out for a Session of contemplating life
(How does it feel when you've got no date ?)
As I pass the Germans' camp I heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no SAUSAGE ?)

Passatamato 'pon the left hand side
Passatamato 'pon the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me saucepan make me take it off
It a go done, give me the flavour make me want some more

This has been Passa.Ta, Peace(ata)​

 

[EC]

I would like to sign myself and my corporation up. Vandelay Industries. We're in latex.

 

[Abby]

Spoiler:

We ready for a shipment?

 

[jdthebud]

Alright this is going to be fun.

I'm representing the company Electron Robots, and we make nanorobots. For what purpose, you ask? Well, that's what imaginations are for. >:)

 

[Salzorrah]

SOSHYA​

Also known by its full name, Sogeum-Shio-Yan Industries, SOSHYA is an Asian-based multinational corporation, with its headquarters located in South Korea. It was founded by Sogeum Yeon-Jae, [supporter]Shio Azami[/supporter], and Yan Wei, as three separate companies in 1998, until a merger occurred in July 2015. The current CEO is Kaitlyn Odessa O'Malley, sister of Leah Verre O'Malley-Meringue, now passed.

SOSHYA is focused on three lines:

1. Salt Manufacturing and Research, currently doing research on Leah's saltbending abilities, as per request of the CEO.

2. Mineral Fusion Technology, specifically on gems, as it appears to be possible according to studies.

3. Shipping Enterprise, one of the leading companies in the world, as far as SOSHYA is concerned.​

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[Pecilia]

Yo I be Pecizzle. I be here ta represent mah company Gindizzle fo Yizzle, we push gin ta all tha home thugs n' hoes. Our gin is da most thugged-out ghettofab jam favor all across Cali.

 

[Nero]

I think this is a sign that I'm going to be the best investor. Or that I'm not competent enough to do this on my own. Either way this looks very interesting and I'm going to put my money into it.

 

[Desinishon]

Me Me ME!! If there is still 1 left xD

BAE Systems

Formed by the ?7.7 billion merger of two British companies, BAE Systems is one of the largest suppliers to the U.S. Department of Defense, and defines its ?home markets? to be Australia, India, Saudi Arabia, the U.K.

We manufacture weapons c:

 

[Abby]

And now we just wait for some Investors

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

I don't have time to actually join, but I've always wanted to invest in the stock/STOCC market. If it's the NYSE or here, it doesn't really matter...

 

[Selena Fluorspar]

I'll be an investor

 

[HyperMorian]

Let's see how far I can get into as an investor.

 

[Candy]

Eh can I be an investor?

 

[Foxrally]

[redacted]

Spoiler: In case STOCC allows for more than 9 competitors

Cogs INC. representative #420W15H00-SELLBOT reporting.
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The Cogs Corporation aims to provide high quality fun-sucking services from all areas it operates in, because fun and games lead to financial losses and insurance claims. Our business strategy is aggressive and business takeovers are our main source of finance. We also sponsor the local YCCA.

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[Charlie Brown]

Hi it's me J-Swizzle, signing up as an investor

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

Sure.

I'd like to be an investor too.

 

[Selena Fluorspar]

What if I haven't chosen yet?

 

[EC]

By "no night actions during night zero", that includes "generate revenue" and "invest", right?

 

[jdthebud]

Er, okay then. I'm a little surprised I'm got the most investors, but it's always nice to start the game with good news :P

The way I see it, Green Energy is less powerful than oil energy, but is more sustainable. Oil is better for the more powerful stuff. Given that Electron Robots doesn't need powerful equipment to be profitable, I'm leaning towards green energy or no energy subsidies right now. But I am not committing to anything yet.

BIG EVENT TIME!

So do we post our ideas here or by PM?