Corporate Mafia

[EC]

Whatever works best for you. I'm merely a humble mercenary and provider of clean energy.

Edit: The current bid is 80b

Man.

Maaaaan.


180 billion. Not a typo.

 

[Abby]

lmaowat

 

[gimmepie]

Man.

Maaaaan.


180 billion. Not a typo.

You. I like you.

 

[Pecilia]

Dope evenin ladies n' gentleman. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy *****. It is I, Pecizzle. Recently tha Pimp Legion of Doom has come ta tha conclusion dat cuttin all fundin is up in our dopest interest. Yo ass know we be growin our own chronic anyways, Heh Ha!

[Unvote] Subsidize Organic Research
[Vote] Cut all Science Grants

Pimp. Pimp. Hooray. Have a sick day.

 

[Abby]

"Pimp. Pimp. Hooray. Have a sick day." Is my new farewell message. Thankyou for enlightenment

 

[Pecilia]

There, I fixed it. It ain't pretty, but cellphones should stop complaining.

Also,



You better vote today, Foxrally, or I'll sell your company and all its assets to the highest bidder.

Bid tha amount of assets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Lose nuthin'.

 

[EC]

I'll pay 10 billion for all assets of Cogs Inc in the liquidation sale.

 

[Salzorrah]

I'll pay 20 million for all assets of Cogs Inc.

Also I changed my mind [CUT ALL SCIENCE FUNDING]

 

[EC]

I'll pay 20 million for all assets of Cogs Inc.

20 million? You're playing with Monopoly money here kid. Come join us in the big leagues with real cash.

REAL
CASH
MONEY

 

[Abby]

Can I give each person a dollar?

 

[gimmepie]

As Fox's spouse I demand his assets if he gets booted from the game.

 

[jdthebud]

There, I fixed it. It ain't pretty, but cellphones should stop complaining.

Also,



You better vote today, Foxrally, or I'll sell your company and all its assets to the highest bidder.

When will the auction be if this happens?

 

[EC]

There is no auction. I already paid 20 billion for the rights.

 

[Salzorrah]

I'll pay 30 billion for the assets of Cogs Inc

 

[gimmepie]

I'll pay 40

 

[jdthebud]

50b ;)

 

[gimmepie]

40b in cash

 

[Pecilia]

60 B's

 

[gimmepie]

61b :D

 

[Pecilia]

69 B's