Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you are only entertained for a second.


I wish my snack mix had better snacks. ;_;
 
Granted, but all your teeth fall out

I wish for a hydrogen powered car
 
granted,but your car used to much hydrogen and it explodes
i wish for jirachi to grant i real wish
 
Granted, but you can only wish for beverages XD
I wish more members were on at the moment
 
Granted. But you end up too busy to do it.

I wish for homework to be abolished.
 
Granted, except that Pikachu betrayed you.

I wish there were parallel universes.
 
Granted, but you still see them as being sad.

I wish there were no cars.
 
Granted. But that Pokemon split itself into all the other Pokemon.

I wish the newspaper only printed important news.
 
Granted, but now you never see the obituaries about your friends or family.

I wish my computer was faster.
 
Granted. But then it ran into an endless loop program.

I wish I had a good computer.
 
Granted, but it was broken beyond repair.

I wish that I'll never buy a PSP.
 
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