Corrupt a Wish

[Janp]

Granted, but it's based on Greece from last few years. Whole region is put on Ebay, every Gym and PokéCenter and PokéMart is closed and there are no wild Pokémon. So you can't get your nice Pegasus.

I wish for Walking Simulator Pokémon game.

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but the only pokemon in the game is Rattata

I wish Pokemon was real so I could be a pokemon trainer

 

[Janp]

Granted, but they are also realistic and true to their Pokédex entries, so we are all doomed!

I wish next games took place in prehistoric settings.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but its a virtual reality game that you have to be strapped into a chair to play, with dinosaur Pokemon that will chase you like Jurassic Park and if you die in the game you have a heart attack and die in the real world as you play from your chair. Play nicely!

I wish for a finely sculpted chocolate Charmander for Easter that will surpass all chocolate easter bunnies.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but I'm going to eat it right after it's done.

I wish for Pokémon based on Christmas in Europe.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, what he is based on is the Christmas pudding.

I wish for a well-written crossover Pokemon story with either His Dark Materials or Game of Thrones.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but the creator leaves halfway through and doesn't return.

I wish for the next Pokemon games to have a casino

 

[Janp]

Granted, but you're kicked out, because you're young.

I wish for Mega Lugia.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted but its so O.P that game freak gives it the hindering ability failed song. if Zapados is in your opponent's party then Lugia's speed will drop 6 stages. If its an Articuno both defense stats will drop 6 stages. If Moltres is the the party both attack stats drop 6 stages. If two of the legendary birds are in the party at once then Lugia faints as soon as it enters the field. If all three are in your opponent's party then after Lugia faints your remaining party is inflicted with grief because Lugia's song failed. Due to the effects of grief every turn they run a 50% chance of being immobilized.

I wish I had a Togekiss to bring me good luck and fly on to travel wherever I need to go.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but it's all just a dream and only dreams in your sleep will give you good luck and reality has no effect.

I wish I could draw Pokemon good.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but your artistic genius goes unnoticed. Nobody discovers your artwork and talent until centuries after you are gone.

I wish the fanfiction forums here at Pokemon community were a bit more active and more writers reviewed each other.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but now there are only bad and boring fanfictions that are not worth reviewing.

I wish for snowy region.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you must constantly stock up on hot soup in your bag at all times which lasts for 3 minutes each when activated and when the hot soup dies out in 3 minutes, your Pokemon will lose health just like as if they were poisoned.

I wish for a Halloween spooky themed region.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted but the PCs are all possessed by ghost pokemon, any Pokemon you store could get trolled, players have reported depositing shiny pokemon has a 50% chance to make them non shiny, abilities have a chance to change I.e a Togekiss deposited could have serene grace become hustle, there's also a small chance to lose 1 level or be withdrawn with a status condition.

I wish Milotic got calm mind.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but it can no longer use Scald, Surf or Hydro Pump.

I wish regigigas didn't have slow start.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, now it has self-destruct and that's the only move it will know.

i wish the legendary titans were designed like felines.

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but they look like Raikou clones

I wish there was more time travel with Celebi in Johto games

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Me too!

How do we corrupt such a pure wish? I know! Granted, but when you say time to travel you're really going time travel. The art graphics in GSC and HG SS will revert to the archaic Pokemon sprites from the first Japanese Green game. Celebi will look worse than this Mew.


I wish the prices in Lumiose City where not so steep.

 

[Janp]

Granted! Now everything is just overpriced.

I wish to have some mini quests to do with Mythical Pokémon (something like Shaymin or Arceus in DPPt) in next games.

 

[Meadow]

Granted! You'll be able to access them as overpriced DLC. ;)

I wish OR/AS had Trainer Customization.