Corrupt a Wish

[Zeostar]

Granted, but the updates are frequent and required, and take up to 8 hours for each one.

I wish Flareon had a higher special attack stat

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but now it's slower than Shuckle

I wish Shuckle had a high HP stat

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but now it has a new ability: once you land a hit, Shuckle's shell breaks and both its Defence and Special Defence plummet!

I wish for a sabre-toothed cat fossil Pokémon!

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but it's a fossilized Raikou

I wish that the Johto starters had megas

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but all of them are palette swaps.

I wish Gym Leaders could use revives on their Pokemon

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you will never be able to defeat them to the point where you rage quit.

I wish there was a Pokemon romance movie starring my favorite Pokemon.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but it's mostly about Binacle's mating habits.

I wish we knew what happened to the player's dad in RBY (or any other non-Hoenn game whatsoever.)

 

[Meadow]

Granted! It turns out that the player's dad has been a shady toy manufacturer this whole time. There are rumors that the toys produced by him have evil spirits living inside of them!

I wish all types had an equal number of advantages and weaknesses.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but all Pokemon can now only learn moves of their own type.

I wish the Raikou, Entei, and Suicune will have a part in the story line of the next Pokemon games.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but it doesn't make sense and they aren't obtainable in the games.

I wish for 5* Johto tent.

 

[The Froakster]

Granted, but you cant use them.

I wish for "ice cream" to fall down from the sky.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but all of it has been poisoned by an evil Sandshrew! Too easy! ;D

I wish the Kanto region was bigger.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but it's exactly the same, just scaled up by a factor 2.

I wish for another Mystery Dungeon title.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but it's a mobile version of the game. If you want another chance at the dungeon, pay $5.99, or wait 24 hours. You can also only do three missions per day, unless you pay an extra $2.99.

I wish for extra bag space in the gen 1 games.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but items don't stack, so your bag gets full faster!

I wish for the next Fire-type starter to be based off the Rabbit zodiac.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but the fully evolved form is a Fire/Fighting wrestler! We can never have too many of those. ;D

I wish the trade evolution method never existed.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but Pok?mon that evolve by trading now don't exist too.

I wish for new evolution method in next games.

 

[Meadow]

Granted! Now there are Pok?mon that only evolve if you get them from a Wonder Trade. :D

I wish the Battle Tree was easier.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but the Battle Tree never ends and you don't even get BP or any kind of awards.

I wish I was good at competitive battling.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but the only style your good at using is stall

I wish Critical hits happened less often