Corrupt a Wish

[Simply Dunsparce]

Prepare for a Pokemon with a design more uninspired than Muk's that has Truant, Slow Start, and Defeatist all at the same time.

I wish for a pathetically weak Pokemon based off of a rock with a poorly draw face on it.

 

[DrPeegFaartz]

Granted, but turns out it's the most handsome Pokemon in whole gen 8.

I wish for no legendaries to be there in gen 8.

 

[juliorain]

Granted, but every pokemon released in generation 9 will be legendary.

I wish that Knock off and pursuit will be nerfed in gen 8.

 

[Bug]

Granted. The moves now do nothing to pokemon. Instead they send an electric shock through your system to you. It's totally legal.

I wish I was good at competitive battling.

 

[juliorain]

Granted, but now you won't play the main series because you'll be too upset that there won't be any OU pokemon until after the third gym


I wish for a cute final evo of sobble

 

[Janp]

Granted, but Sobble is now unavailable in Galar region and next games won't program it in at all.

I wish to have Healer ability.

 

[juliorain]

Granted, but as a consequence, you can't heal yourself.

I wish for Mimikyu to make a return in Galar

 

[Aldo]

*cries* That's my wish too...

Granted, but it's only a silhouette and impossible to catch.

I wish abilities could be changed manually.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, there are now 2 abilities left in the pokemon world for you to manually change between. Every pokemon gets a choice between stall and klutz as their primary ability, when not running their hidden ability truant.

I wish shiny Charizard X did not go green, and that its shiny was just as cool as the Y mega.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but now there are no shiny Pokémon anymore.

I wish for more Rotom forms.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, and the entire gen 8 dex is all rotom, over a 100 rotom. What other pokemon? After you pick your starter it will take off its mask, revealing itself to be rotom. Every statue in the game is made in Rotom's image. The rotom dex from gen 7 returns. Your professor is Rotom in a lab coat. Its worse than Mr. Smith fron the Matrix.



I wish for a bus shaped like a Meowth that arrives at the corner of my street everyday to take you wherever you want to go for 1 pokedollar

 

[Bug]

Granted, but the bus runs on meowth power and they're pretty lazy so it takes over an hour to get anywhere

 

[juliorain]

Granted, but the bus runs on meowth power and they're pretty lazy so it takes over an hour to get anywhere

but what's your wish, boo?

 

[Bug]

but what's your wish, boo?

Uh, WHOOPS.

I wish to have the memory of the Move Reminder.

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Granted, but like the move reminder you most stay in one spot FOR ALL ETERNITY! MWAHAHAHA!

I wish for a Magikarp that can learn the move Dragon Rage

 

[juliorain]

Granted but you'll now only encounter fairies until it evolves.

I wish that SwSh will have an AR component

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, AR stands for animal rights, meaning P.E.T.A become the owners of Pokemon. Catching pokemon is now illegal so pokeballs are not for sale, gyms/ trials have all been shut down and pokemon from previous games must be released.

I wish for a new cute fairy pokemon based on the Dodo bird.

 

[Bug]

Granted. But Nintendo is a little low on budget this month so here's the final sprite.

I wish you could dress up your pokemon before sending them into battle.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, sadly the clothing you want to buy is never available in your pokemon's size. The only eligible item you can buy is saggy pants.

I wish for Jynx to have a third stage evolution that is gorgeous, even better-designed than Gardevoir

 

[juliorain]

re saggy pants: that's scraggy/scrafty tho!

Wish granted, but will have 1 HP like shedinja and no wonder guard to protect it

I wish that Milotic was part dragon