Corrupt a Wish

[LivelyNature]

Granted but it only activates if you use defog 7 times

I wish Serperior looked like a dragon and had the dragon type

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it doesn't learn any dragon type moves so it just gained an extra weakness with no benefit offensively.

I wish for a regional Dunsparce form with a new evolution.

 

[LivelyNature]

Granted, but it only learns fly

I wish Game Freak and Nintendo would get smart and show some love to more not-so-popular Pokemon by giving them mega evos

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but after mega evolving all their typing's change to those that they have no STAB moves for! oops!

I wish for a regional eevee form.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but when it evolves it just goes into a normal form again.

I wish for yet another kanto remake.

 

[LivelyNature]

Granted, but they're broken

I wish my bro still had pokemon diamond

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the internal battery is dead and the save file is corrupted and unreadable.

I wish for a Galar Rapidash plushie ^.^

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but it's a plushie that someone threw away. Now it's a malevolent banette full of resentment that destroys everyone and everything that gets near it.

I wish that Munchlax was even stronger than Snorlax!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, Snorlax's stats take a drastic plummet and are now worse than munchlax's 😉

I wish Huntail & Gorebyss gained a secondary typing after evolving from clamperl.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. Their secondary type is a new type that every type can hit super effectively and they have no STAB moves to work with it.

I wish I actually recieved a genuine copy of White 2.

 

[Ruby123654]

Granted, but your copy's internal battery is dead and the game is corrupted.

I wish Pokemon's exist in real life :D

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, no place is safe now. There's all those ghost type mons out there that like nothing more than to drag you off to the afterlife!

I wish for a Double Battle Pokemon Champion.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but when you fight the double champions you will be assigned as your partner fisherman Wayne and his all magikarp team.

I wish Gyarados could learn some flying moves that are actually good.

 

[Kiertronik]

Granted, but now it cant learn any water moves
I wish there was another Eeveelution.

 

[ReKoil]

I don't wanna corrupt this one 😭

Granted, but it's a one time Mystery Gift event that can't be bred. Poor Spectreon D=

I wish for an in-game NPC that will let you do trade evolutions without needing to go online.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you get ads in the game every 30 minutes about buying a nintendo online membership. Also the traded pokemon's nickname is always "buy_a_membership" from an NPC named "Nintendo_Online_Man".

I wish for hidden abilities to be easily obtained.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you just need to pay GF 5 bucks and they'll give you any 1 mon with It's HA. Easy enough, yes?

I wish for a postgame quest in BDSP for Darkrai/Shaymin =3
Like the Delta Episode in ORAS.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but gamefreak implements a dreaming device into your brain, and the employees will be watching you sleep while they dress up like Darkrai.

I wish for the pokemon world tournament to return like it was in Black/White 2.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they couldn't affort to put Gym Leaders, E4 members and champions in there. But at least they managed to include Team Yell Grunt A and Team Yell Grunt B!

I wish for more secret caves and other such areas in the next games.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but there's nothing in them. No Pokemon, no items, no trainers. Have fun on your leisurely stroll I guess?

I wish for more regi's.