Corrupt a Wish

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you'll need 9.999.999.999 Poke Dollar to buy access to the area where you'll be gifted the Gholdengo.

I wish the Item Printer could make Herba Mystica.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you must insert a shiny pokemon into the printer, instead of materials, and the odds of it producing herba mystica in exchange are 1 out of 4096.

I wish legends: Z-A was released today.

 

[TheHalfAngel]

Wish granted! However, it's garbage because they were in a rush so it's super buggy and stuff and they don't bother to patch it until the intended release date.

I wish for a copy of Omega Ruby

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but your copy of Omega Ruby is haunted by a Duskull. I hope you have your running shoes, because they say that omce this Pokémon chooses a target, it will doggedly pursue the intended victim until the break of dawn.

I wish for a pokemon game set in the Forbidden city of Imperial China.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can only play it in Chinese and there's no new Pokemon.

I wish Unown was used better in the games.

 

[A Wild Buneary]

Granted, unown now knows all the moves in the game and all the other pokemon just have hidden power.

I wish for new rabbit-based pokemon!

 

[Devalue]

Granted. Fused together a rabbit, an ostrich, and a fish into one Pokemon. Calls it...Lautrion. Combines Lapin, Autruche, and Poisson (the French words for the three animals). No relation to Larion.
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Wishes for infinite rare candies.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but every single Pokemon, wild or trained, is now level 100 by default.

I wish for new fossil Pokemon in gen 10.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but there's no method to revive the new fossil in the game or the old fossils, but you can see their pictures on the wall in the regional museum and get them for your pokedex.

I wish to travel with Cynthia studying ancient myths together

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted!
You are now Cynthia's serpentine mount, to carry her wherever ancient myths await! And she brought a heavy bag full of books, pens, etc...!

I wish to fact-check if Arceus truly chose Ash and his Pokémon to be the one, multi-times savior of the world!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get an Arc Phone that can receive calls from Arceus whenever he wants to.... did I mention yet that Arceus is very, very chatty... at all hours.

I wish for new regional forms in Z-A.

 

[Devalue]

Granted. Created seventeen new regional forms for Pikachu. Includes: Kalosian Cafe Pikachu, Kalosian Sewer Pikachu, Kalosian Roof Pikachu, Kalosian PR Video Pikachu, and Kalosian Poke Puff Pikachu.
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Wishes for the return of the "off" switch for the Experience Share.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted. But instead of just turning it off, they just took out experience points altogether! Now it's only idle game style leveling up, pay-to-win mechanics included! :p

I wish Pokmon HOME didn't suck.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, it now blows.... up your device, that is.
Granted, it's now free with unlimited box space and trade evos actually work on the GTS. Pity the GTS got hacked again which causes both the mobile and Switch version to crash upon loading it up.... because we're not allowed nice stuff

I wish PMD dungeons were shorter.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, made a very short scale one just for you.



You might have issues fitting it in your ds though... ;)

I wish a pokemon would cook a nice feast for me.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, Vespiquen has cooked you up some nice Honey covered food, such as Honey covered cauliflowers, a honey covered blueberry salad, a honey covered berry baguette, a couple jars of honey covered honey, a honey covered vegetable pizza and some very delicious honey flavored chocolate. Gotta eat it all up to not insult the chef.... you like honey right? not for much longer you won't =P

I wish one of the upcoming Pokemon Lego sets will be for Delphox

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but the torch holds will be ready in fire, careful opening that package there!

I wish I could fly on charizard where I need to go instead of using a car.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! But the Charizard never learned how to fly so it will be ground ride. But I can suggest this Arcanine here, fluffy, more comfortable and faster!

I wish to marry a Salamence!

 

[Devalue]

Granted. Marries a Salamence. Seems more in love with flying than you, though. Lacks the ability to fly yourself, of course. Tries flying on top of them. Dislikes the feeling of a Pokemon on top of them, however. Feels too restrictive. Often goes on long, multi-day journeys without you. Forms a rift between the two of you that never heals. Gradually drifts away from each other.

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Wishes for a single-player Pokemon TCG game.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. It consists of 2 Battle Decks and a mirror. Get ready to predict your own next moves!

I wish for yet another regional Meowth form, with a new different evolution to further complicate the evo tree.