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Crude descriptions

Why don't chainsaws work this well in real life? (Left 4 Dead 2)

Ringabel is the shiznit, and that's all you need to know. (Bravely Default)

Now you can finally settle that argument with your friend on if Link could totally beat Meta Knight in a fight. (SSBB)
 
If it is too hard for you, there is always the easy race... It's called Protoss. - StarCraft II
 
Libra said:
If it is too hard for you, there is always the easy race... It's called Protoss. - StarCraft II
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I almost feel like this is directed at me XD


Some teenage noble somehow becomes the greatest Assassin ever. (Assassin's Creed II)

Spartans never die? That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I've been killed 5 times already by that guy with the sniper rifle. (Halo series)

Hopefully the apocalypse is like this. (Fallout: New Vegas)
 
Zekrom said:
I almost feel like this is directed at me XD
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Nah, it would be more like this:

Feeling uncomfortable against Terran? Try to drop a few Dark Templar right in the enemy's mineral line and make him cry... if it doesn't get scanned first!
 
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Libra said:
Nah, it would be more like this:

Feeling uncomfortable against Terran? Try to drop a few Dark Templar right in the enemy's mineral line and make him cry... if it doesn't get scanned first!
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lmao! That joke will probably never get old to me.....


Also, this picture makes for a good crude description of Fire Emblem Awakening:
Spoiler:

+ killing stuff.
 
Build the most awesome coaster ever, only to have two coaster trains crash immediately after you finish it, scarring you for life on ever putting two trains on the same coaster ever again. - Roller Coaster Tycoon

Try and fail to become a tycoon because you don't know how to build transportation networks. - Chris Sawyer's Locomotion
 
It's still not the final installment. - Final Fantasy series
Virtual dolls that accomplish more than what you have accomplished in real life. - The Sims
I play to build houses. - The Sims
Farming dating sim - Harvest Moon series
You faint before you get to water any of your plants... or plant them... or till the land, actually - Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness
Minecraft... IN 2D! - Terraria
This reminds me of a puzzle. - Professor Layton
 
Bear traps aren't nice toys and there's a spider. - Limbo
You have feet. Your hands are ugly. Film abominations while you cry. - Outlast
 
I just saw Hatsune Miku crashing a rainbow airplane into broken robots and zombies whilst a ragdoll of Gordon Freeman flails uncontrollably behind it. -Garry's Mod
 
Throw away your life and soul and become a goat... yes it exists - Goat Simulator
 
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