Haha an old friend of mine at uni told me he was at the university gym one time and he's in the changing rooms and his mate tells him to look "over there" and he does and he sees my project supervisor exiting the bathroom cubicle, completely naked.
So he told me this story and then he trolls me by saying "when you next have your weekly check with him, look at his crotch, cause he has a MASSIVE etc etc."
I'm just like, "dude no, stop mind wrecking me!"