describe your favorite Pokemon in the shittiest way possible

[Lucid]

oral fixation half-moon bear

 

[Sirfetch’d]

cloud with a b cup

 

[Her]

purple spiked sea vagina

 

[pkmin3033]

Failed otaku bait.

 

[Corrin]

Hell dragon

 

[wolf]

A beast with anus streamers that likes to run on filthy water.

 

[Cay]

a happy mass of vapor

 

[Syndrome]

Bad Dragon's latest prototype.

 

[JJ Styles]

What's with the thread title? is that even allowed? Anyway if that's so..

Chuck Norris' Poultry Gone Bad

 

[Fannie]

Cheeseburger in the making.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Dog was left in oven too long

 

[Mab]

carved and painted wooden pole

 

[Palamon]

it's not made out of wood and is apparently a gecko or something

 

[Adam Levine]

A weasel with a typing no one can explain.

 

[Sirenita55]

Pointlessly caped Pingu with large nipples

 

[OuterTsuchinoko]

Bird with a pompadour.

 

[faf]

lizard that has elements of punk and rap

 

[JJ Styles]

Humanoid and dress wearing lovely piece of white and green living matter who'd I want to "train" with. If you know what i mean ;))))

 

[Runiel]

Cannibal Fox with Un-Nutrient Arms and has Hair Tumor

 

[Kikaito plush]

Fluffly Firey Fox