Chit-Chat: EVAN PETERS HAVE MY BABIES

[Shining Raichu]

Pinkie I'm pretty certain you're the only person who does that.

 

[Eruption]

If it helps Pinkie, I hated Ted so I definitely won't bother to see this new film anytime soon. I don't take offence to anything McFarlane has done, but sometimes he just isn't funny, Ted being one of those times. Plus as much as I like Family Guy, there a lot of episodes that don't come close to provoking a chuckle really.

 

[Ryoutarou]

Family Guy has gone on too long, it's suffering from its own popularity at this point. (no different from The Simpsons)

 

[Captain Gizmo]

I'd rather watch Maleficent than 1000 ways to die :P

 

[antemortem]

If I don't see the new Maleficent movie then I'll probably die a young man.

re: Pinkie - that seems dismally specific and overthought for something as satirical as a McFarland movie.

 

[Shining Raichu]

Everybody here is crazy, there is not one episode of Family Guy that hasn't resulted in raucous laughter, and Ted was amazing.

Also I saw A Million Ways To Die In The West tonight, equally fantastic.

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

re: Pinkie - that seems dismally specific and overthought for something as satirical as a McFarland movie.

Well they say movies aren't meant to be watched for fun; they're meant to be viewed as artistic expressions (who the artists views the world in his or her own eyes). Take this quote from an anonymous user from /tv/ as an example:

Spoiler:

I was dragged to this "movie" by my friends last night. It was truly an eye opening experience. I have never been surrounded by so many plebeians at the same time. In unison they all laughed at childish jokes and shallow pop culture references. Most of the people were on dates and I shudder to think what will happen when they inevitably mate; they're probably already having unprotected sex just as A Million Ways To Die In The West promoted. I didn't laugh once at this trash, I never even cracked a smile, absolutely nothing in this abomination was funny. After the two hours were finally over, I told my friends that I didn't want to hang out with them anymore. When they asked why I told them that I couldn't help but feel sorry for them all. They'll never understand and appreciate cinema like I do, they're doomed to be mindless drones for the rest of their lives. They seemed offended at this but I simply told them I was above them and turned around and left the theater. I heard laughter directed towards me so I turned around and said "You just spent two hours laughing at cowboys saying naughty words, all of you have a broken sense of humor". It felt good and then I went home and played Minecraft for the rest of the evening.

How is your weekend, /tv/?

Movie qualities can be a huge deal to people obsessed with Oscar-worthy nominees. That's why we focused more on summer blockbusters, rather than movies released during Oscar season, to determine whether or not Hollywood is going downhill, because they are the AAA titles of the movie industry.

 

[maccrash]

https://thekittencovers.tumblr.com/

so I just found this and it's the best blog I have ever seen.

 

[Mana1]

MY favourite part of Godzilla:

Spoiler:

When he mega evolved and revealed himself to be a fire type

Million Ways To Die In The West just... won't be for me. From the trailer it just feels like live-action family guy - same kind of jokes and meh humour.

The next few weeks are golden for me, cinema every orange weds until July :L.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

The next few weeks are golden for me, cinema every orange weds until July :L.

It's been like that for me ever since Amazing Spider-Man xD

 

[Shining Raichu]

Family Guy is actually really sophisticated comedy disguised as fart jokes. I'll go to my grave defending that.

 

[antemortem]

It's been like that for me ever since Amazing Spider-Man xD

I burst into obnoxious tears every time someone mentions that movie.

Family Guy is actually really sophisticated comedy disguised as fart jokes. I'll go to my grave defending that.

True, but there's more standalone fart jokes than sophisticated comedy, I'd think. It's nice seeing Meg's face get gasblasted every once in awhile, I guess.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

I burst into obnoxious tears every time someone mentions that movie.

I actually liked that movie a lot. More than the first also.

 

[Nick]

Has anyone seen Maleficent yet?
Is it worth the money to see it in theaters or should I wait for it to be available to download on The Pirate Bay? Tehe.

 

[Shining Raichu]

The first Amazing Spider-Man was better than any of the Tobey Maguire series, thank you very much. The second left a lot to be desired though.

 

[Captain Gizmo]

Some people complained that Green Goblin got put in at the last minute like Venom did in the 3rd movie, but they seem to ignore the fact that they're planning another movie with him returning as a villain too :(

Hope I didn't spoil anything? lol.

 

[acatfrommars]

I actually liked the 3rd. Spiderman movie the most because of all the villains, and Peter Parker's friend. I really want to see Venom in the next movie.

 

[antemortem]

Throwing in the Green Goblin at the last minute wasn't the smartest thing because that's what made the movie feel too full of plotlines. Also it lead to the part that began tearing my tear ducts from my eyes. I'm excited for the gang villain whose name I forget to be introduced in the next movie as well.

 

[acatfrommars]

Yes, same here. Venom scared me, and Green Goblin made me cry. :c
The Sinister Six?

Yes, same here. Venom scared me, and Green Goblin made me cry. :c
The Sinister Six?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

This whole Spider-Man debate reminded me of this image I found:

Spoiler:

Truth be told, both versions are good in their own right.

Has anyone seen Maleficent yet?
Is it worth the money to see it in theaters or should I wait for it to be available to [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]download[/COLOR][/COLOR] on The Pirate Bay? Tehe.

From what I heard, it's not worth the money due to the movie ending up being a radical feminist propaganda flick, so do the latter if you want.