Fanfiction Lounge

[Sydian]

It's not that I hate dying. It's just that I have the feeling that I'm going to die in some way related to a car. I've dreamed about death in cars for years, I keep imagining dying in a car-related way, and it's just... Cars = bad for me.

Oh, no. I don't hate dying, I just don't want someone to die on my account and there's so many IDIOTS in this state, and this world, that I don't want to get killed by their horrid driving skills.

Three OMG NOVEL-length Pokemon fics. Yeup. I'm almost done with the first chapter of the first one. The second one already has the first chapter done.

...Card!

Gees. D: Ummm...you have fun with that! And get it published! xD

FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!!! <333 Lets all marry it. liek fur serios

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

We so need to meet up at an Applebee's.

We so totally need to, srsly. But one problem...

Whenever I save up enough money and learn to drive. So, in three years.

If you don't drive, and I don't drive, that could be a problem...

It's not that I hate dying. It's just that I have the feeling that I'm going to die in some way related to a car. I've dreamed about death in cars for years, I keep imagining dying in a car-related way, and it's just... Cars = bad for me.

I'd actually like to die in a car-related way, but not the old "get hit by a car" routine. Some creative way of death, perhaps involving the trunk lid or the cooling fan.

(And I typo'd "cars" as "Card" twice. XD)

Card-related deaths are awesome too XD

Someday, I'll actually finish a post without being distrac...hamster!

Aww, so cute and fuzzy...

Sadly, I'll be out of commission from now till Sunday. DP479 has... OMG cataracts that must be taken out! At least it's nothing car (or card) related XD

See y'all Sunday (this is the way we talk in North Carolina, y'alls)

 

[JX Valentine]

Gee, people. What will you do when I do have to step down after I move? o.O

I dunno. Maybe we'll just turn into Other Writing. (Oh snap!)

And Jax? Well... <3 for the rest of your post.

Thank you. =D

And yeah. Let's have some fun. I have a hose, wet tee-shirt contest, anyone?

Come now, dear. You're in the Fanfiction Lounge. Surely you can come up with something a bit more creative. Get those smutfic muses working!

We'll play Moderator Idol. O_O And we'll have a lot of William Hung's, for that matter.

*ahem*

She bangs, she bangs! Oh baby, when she moves, she moves I go crazy!

Okay, I'm done.

Heh, my co-worker's name is Gary. He's awesome. He smiles like a homicidal maniac and tells the customers to go eff themselves. XD

So... Kinda like House?

I just don't look good dead.

That's okay. That's what the mortician is for.

Except he, like, stalks me on my LJ. So I really hadn't escaped him until a few days ago.

...Seriously? XD Did he friend you on LJ or what?

And if it was a comment... link or it didn't happen!

 

[Sydian]

Vote.

*ahem*

She bangs, she bangs! Oh baby, when she moves, she moves I go crazy!

Okay, I'm done.

I just got that out of my head. D:

Thanks. ;;

...-snorts- Jax...singing that...priceless.

See y'all Sunday (this is the way we talk in North Carolina, y'alls)

Naw, y'all should hare me tahlk. I'm jus gon tIpe the way y'all would hare meh tahlk. Were rayednex whur I'm frum.

(Ain't no other way to portray my accent over the internet. You guys would get annoyed with me in real life. xD)

 

[Astinus]

Well, I do have a more interesting contest, the problem is that I would probably be arrested for mentioning it, since a few people in the Lounge are minors. So...sorry. :<

No, actually Yama-chan just found my LJ somehow and read the post where I complained about him. Since he had to tell Rukario to PM me about how I so terribly insulted Yama-chan and never wanted to talk to him again.

Oh, how terrible of me to hurt poor Yama-chan. I should just go down the street, not across the road. ;___; How can I ever live with myself!?

See y'all Sunday (this is the way we talk in North Carolina, y'alls)

I picked up talking with a slight Southern accent, so people always freak out whenever I talk, since I'm a Northerner.

And Silver, how can I have the best vocabulary when I can't even spell road? D: Plus I lost about nine percent of my brain akfhdhg;klsdjggha;...

 

[Sydian]

Well, I do have a more interesting contest, the problem is that I would probably be arrested for mentioning it, since a few people in the Lounge are minors. So...sorry. :<

>>
...
<<
...
I never said how old I was...

I picked up talking with a slight Southern accent, so people always freak out whenever I talk, since I'm a Northerner.

It's probably worse where I am. We have James the redneck dude who laughs like a goat, my Paw Paw and his uber redneck accent, and not to mention the outhouse he's got where he lives. Yeeup. I'm just let y'all guess.

There's a guest in the room. YOU ARE NOW IN MY FANDOM.

Edit:

It's like FANFICTION just multiplied and had babies. Have you guys seen the main forum? -cracks knuckles-

 

[Bay]

Bay, dear, you're part of the orgy. You won't have time to even read the sign. ;D

XD;

Accents? I think I do a bad southern accent in real life. XD

Also Jax, dang it now that song's in my head. =O

 

[JX Valentine]

Also Jax, dang it now that song's in my head. =O

Oh, here, lemme help you get it out.

Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you!

*walks away whistling*

 

[Duncan McNeil]

You know, this is what I get for not being that active. Here I am, withering away in the wasteland known as SPPf, when all I had to do is come over here, where I could enjoy all the offtopicness I could ever hope for.

Accents? I think I do a bad southern accent in real life. XD

I have to say, this is more surprising than that mass orgy from earlier. Very slightly. Okay. Doesn't surprise me at all. Seriously.

 

[Golden Riolu]

I couldn't log in for the past few days, and it seems I've missed a lot of drama. And haven't I been here long enough to be a regular? *Feels forgotten*

~Golden

 

[Sydian]

This is what happens when fanfiction and utter CRAP have a baby. You get this story. I want to shoot somebody from trying to help this guy.

 

[The Bringer!]

This is what happens when fanfiction and utter CRAP have a baby. You get this story. I want to shoot somebody from trying to help this guy.

Thats nothing compared to this:

may i join as a rookie?
Name:blaze
Gender:male
Pokemon:shiny charizard
Personality:rash and loves to fight
History:blaze has been fighting his whole life. he is bigger than most charizard and he likes to use his signature move blastburn when he wars the other pokemon cringe in fear and when he bursts through a wall humans cringe in fear.
rp example: blaze thenbursts through a wall

By the way, I've read some of the previous pages of this thread and I must say I'm quite scarred. *Leaves and is never seen again*

 

[icomeanon6]

Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you!

Hey Jax! Click here to take an online course in shipping!

This is what happens when fanfiction and utter CRAP have a baby. You get this story. I want to shoot somebody from trying to help this guy.

I can't believe you tried helping him for that long, I would have just said "forget it" after he posted the second chapter.

By the way, I've read some of the previous pages of this thread and I must say I'm quite scarred. *Leaves and is never seen again*

Another one scared off, does that make 5 this week?

 

[TurtleKing]

I couldn't log in for the past few days, and it seems I've missed a lot of drama. And haven't I been here long enough to be a regular? *Feels forgotten*

~Golden

I think I kinda feel the same way, dude. LOL, I've only been here for, what, 10 months? xD

 

[Gummy]

This is what happens when fanfiction and utter CRAP have a baby. You get this story. I want to shoot somebody from trying to help this guy.

Thanks for giving me "rofl"of the day XD. But trust me, I have seen much worse.

 

[Astinus]

8D You're not as crazy as the rest of us?

Okay, Silver. Add Golden Riolu to our ship. She's an awesome person, since I've seen her posts on SPPf, and so I deem her awesome.

And TurtleKing just needs more love anyway. :<

Hey, TurtleKing! <3 For you.

And yay! We scared away another person! Y'all make me so proud. :'D

 

[Sydian]

Okay, Silver. Add Golden Riolu to our ship. She's an awesome person, since I've seen her posts on SPPf, and so I deem her awesome.

I had to take it out earlier because I had exceeded the signature limits, but I'll find it and add her. :D

Thanks for giving me "rofl"of the day XD. But trust me, I have seen much worse.

So have I. And that's the sad part.

Anyone remember Mystery of the Pika Jewel? :x -points and Jax-

 

[TurtleKing]

And TurtleKing just needs more love anyway. :<

Hey, TurtleKing! <3 For you.

And yay! We scared away another person! Y'all make me so proud. :'D

Cool! Giant sized heart. Gotta add that to the collection. :)

Scaring away people should be like a FFL past time. We should make our own sports league on scaring people away. That would definitely sell tickets, dude. xD

 

[JX Valentine]

Hey Jax! Click here to take an online course in shipping!

Ha! I defy your attempts to Rick Roll me! Defy it!

Anyone remember Mystery of the Pika Jewel? :x -points and Jax-

Was it one of those fics that I tried to block out of my memory with excessive alcohol?

 

[Gummy]

Anyone remember Mystery of the Pika Jewel? :x -points and Jax-

*just searched for said fic*

Oh... my... God.

That was just... I can't believe someone had the nerve to call that a piece of fiction. If that had been posted at SPPf, it would have been raped and murdered by reviewers many times over.