Lo and behold.
Despite popular rumor, and the earnest and thorough efforts of the Finnish army, the forumite formally known as Alter Ego is not lying deceased and decomposing in the middle of one of our majestic forests but is, in fact, quite alive and animate and not quite ready to become compost for the future preservation of the national treasure that is our green gold just yet.
Darn it. D= I mean...welcome back to the land of drunken mods. Whee!
I've read a number of other horrible fics too, though thankfully I have long since forgotten their names. One was an OT fic based in Hoenn where - among many other mysterious exploits - the main protagonist defeats Wattson's Manectric with a newly hatched Eevee because (and I quote) the Eevee knew that he loved it very much and used a powerful Return attack.
I could swear I read that fic, or read of that fic. It just seems so very familiar.
...and, well, my apologies Scythe-kun, but I must admit that the first edition of Season Champs scared me. It wasn't satanic, but...it was pretty bad, to be honest. Still, you've improved a lot since that so it's all good now, right? *Prepares barricade against any and all eventual counter-attacks* Just try to break it! I dare you! >O
What can he do if the mod and his pair agrees? XD
And then there was a story I wrote myself... does that count? My first fanfic... the character started with an Eevee, captured Celebi on her first day, was the daughter of Professor Birch and had an eight-year-old sister who had been a trainer since she was six and was the professor's assistant. I reread it a few days ago... murder me...
~Golden
XD Seriously reminds me of my second version of my OT fic. The main character was the daughter of Lance, was partnered with a Lugia and a Suicune, got a special Cyndaquil for a starter (and caught the other two later), and traveled around with Ash saving the world because she was just that darn spechul. XD I still have parts of the fic flying around somewhere.
The thing is, I don't think Orlando Bloom is a bad actor. In fact, I thought he did really, really well in "Kingdom of Heaven." It's just because of his good looks he has a lot of fangirls and then those fangirls want to make those wish fullfillment stories. :P Okay, enough of that guy. XD
I'll admit it now. I never saw a movie staring Orlando Bloom. Lucky me?
And you mentioned "Milkshake"!
Dodgeball is still an awesome movie.
Excuuuuuuuuuse me. It's my job to molest Astinus. >O
Well, Jax does it better. Sorry. :<
What do you call e-molesting your profile then? HUHUHUHUHUH!?
I'm surprised at you, after setting you up with the User CP button and all. Hmph, I'll just go have my way with the edit button then.
Well, you commented
after Jax came back. I am a woman with needs just like anyone else, mister. :/
What is the worst manga ever? (like, drawing-wise)
My friend's. She can't draw. And whenever I say, "your drawings could be better. here, let me help you," She walks away after slapping me like I've just said the ultimate cuss.
It's creepy. /./
Hooray for random questions! But for lulz, I'll answer. And only one person who still signs onto PC will know what I'm talking about. *squinty eyes at Jax*
The worst manga I have ever seen in terms of drawing: Yamato-san's. For reals.
Not anymore. 8D *molests Astinus*
Yay! <3 Would you like me to bring the whipped cream? Chocolate sauce? Strawberry sauce? Dulce de leche sauce?
This is an awful lot of molestation for a forum devoted to a children's game/anime. :\
This is nothing compared to what my friend and I make toys do while we're at work. Or the fact that I ran around with a stuffed crab yelling about how I have crabs. XD Seriously, I'm holding myself back here.
Yeah, the Other Writing section really needs a mod.
I know. I would take it, but a certain higher-up staffer won't let the section go. :/
What is the weirdest/most crack inspired fic idea you have ever conceived?
Thesis's fic is close to mine in some sense.
When I was younger, my older brother and I were bored while on our paper route. So, since we were obsessed at the time with Evangelion, we came up with the biggest cross-over. Shinji didn't want to pilot 01, so Speed Racer volunteered. The the Samurai Pizza Cats showed up, then a random Twinkee, Mulder and Scully from the X-Files, Sailor Moon, Locke and Edgar from FFVI... It just kept going and going. XD