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icomeanon6 said:
Are they in your underwear?
Perhaps they're in a Frigidaire?
Or hanging 'round a solar flare?

Being monsters, are they rare?
Or are they more like common-fare?

Don't they give you quite a scare?
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Some might find them debonair
but I will tell you "au contraire"
They are quite fully evil fare
A rare, despairing pair, they fare from their disrepaired lair
Take care you beware there
 
txteclipse said:
Some might find them debonair
but I will tell you "au contraire"
They are quite fully evil fare
A rare, despairing pair, they fare from their disrepaired lair
Take care you beware there
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Forsooth, that is most unfair!
Methinks I'll kill them, none I'll spare!
From their chests, their hearts I'll tear!
If there are leftovers, I shall share!
And from the heavens, trumpets shall blare!
 
icomeanon6 said:
Forsooth, that is most unfair!
Methinks I'll kill them, none I'll spare!
From their chests, their hearts I'll tear!
If there are leftovers, I shall share!
And from the heavens, trumpets shall blare!
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If they resist (would they dare?)
I'll take them by their oily hair
Allow a moment for their prayer
And off them soundly, then and there!
 
txteclipse said:
If they resist (would they dare?)
I'll take them by their oily hair
Allow a moment for their prayer
And off them soundly, then and there!
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Prayer? Why care!
Let's send them straight to Satan's lair!
Yea, the beast with giant silverware,
To stab their hides, so bare!
 
txteclipse said:
I need air!
Too many words used up back there
I've none to spare
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I, too, am losing my verbose flair!
(Like a fallen Dragonair!)
The end of the poem...it will be where?

Oh shoot, it's there -----> THE END

(There's school tomorrow, and I need sleep. Good night, everybody!)
 
txteclipse said:
What if I told you that my blood is a natural hallucinogen?
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txteclipse said:
In the air
In your hair
Under the stair
Beneath your chair
Over there
Riding that mare
Chasing that bear
Eating that pear
Trying to share
Flashing a glare
Applying Nair
Giving a care
Attending a fair
Making a snare
In an affair
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...Yeah, I think I'd believe it.
 
We need bouncers to keep said Hippy Vampires from the orgy...
 
In case you didn't see it, Im going to repost my fic idea (no one responded)

Max and Dawn:The Dark Brotherhood

It all starts out on a nice sunny day. Ash and all of his frends have gone to bills to see a device that would alow people to communicate with pokemon. It was taken from and anchent Egyptian Pyramid, and is about to be used. Team Rocket showes up and, with Dawn and Max (who were examining it from the inside) in tow, they attempt to steal it. Pikachu Thunderbolts, but that activates the machine, and it kills Dawn and Max.

Or so the humans think. It turns them into spirits who can talk to pokemon. (but humans can't see them without special devices) An erie voice sais, as they attempt to move the bodies, "If their bodies are moved from the chamber within a week, the humans inside die" The device is moved to Proffesor Oak's Labratory. Team Rocket still wants the device however, and their not the only ones...
 
txteclipse said:
What if I told you that my blood is a natural hallucinogen?
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Hey, we're the same, then! I am pretty darn sure I have some gland somewhere in my body that releases ethanol - or something else with pretty much the same effects, only without a hangover - to my blood once every hour. At least judging by my behaviour, that is. I constantly bump into doors, walls, chairs, other lifeless objects, and people. I also babble about all sorts of incoherent matters, but I guess none of you have noticed anything like that.

The crazy's comin' back! And I'm simply LOVIN it! And we all know what love means. Love is the state of mind you need for orgies.
...And musicals.

Let's see, then.
*A massively loud and heavy organ piece starts to play - imagine something Bach-y or Phantom of the Opera and you get the picture. It plays for a while and then ENDS SUDDENLY!*

...

*The curtain slowly opens... And reveals....*

*GASP!* I can't take this suspension! *faints*

mattman: Boy, did you choose the wrong time to post here in hopes of serious advice... In case you didn't notice, we're currently all hiding from the nice men with white coats.
That aside, the idea seems good enough. The rest is up to how well you can perform. In any case, I think you should give your idea a try. Go for it!

*goes back to crazy*
 
*Enter nice man in white coat*

Okay, folks, I have some nice medicine to calm y'all down... *looks at post count*

OMG! It's my post #666! Ohnoez! *goes insane*

Anyway, if we do create a new orgy, I must be notified, so I may partake in the goodness. PM works best.
 
I'm not certain if I can be crazy enough to get through this post without laughing and getting kicked out of the library (Yes, I'm in a library. I was here getting a book, that so odd? Hmm?) But here goes...

AHHHH! THE ANGRY PEAS! THEY WANT ME! ALL TREMBLE AT THEIR MIGHTY POWER! RUN AWAY! REPENT! THE END IS NEAR!

*Breath*

SAY IT WITH ME NOW! PEAS PEAS PEAS PEAS PEAS! LOOK! DAVID HASSLEHOFF CAN FLY!

*Another breath*

YOU DENY ME FRESHMAKER?!

txteclipse said:
What if I told you that my blood is a natural hallucinogen?
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What if I told my blood was an UNnatural hallucinogen?

Enough of that then....
*Hides in the corner.*

(Wow, I wonder if we could ever get back to writing conversations at the rate we're going.)
 
mattman324 said:
It all starts out on a nice sunny day. Ash and all of his frends have gone to bills to see a device that would alow people to communicate with pokemon. It was taken from and anchent Egyptian Pyramid, and is about to be used. Team Rocket showes up and, with Dawn and Max (who were examining it from the inside) in tow, they attempt to steal it. Pikachu Thunderbolts, but that activates the machine, and it kills Dawn and Max.

Or so the humans think. It turns them into spirits who can talk to pokemon. (but humans can't see them without special devices) An erie voice sais, as they attempt to move the bodies, "If their bodies are moved from the chamber within a week, the humans inside die" The device is moved to Proffesor Oak's Labratory. Team Rocket still wants the device however, and their not the only ones...
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I'm just a bit curious about three things:

1. What exactly is Bill doing with something taken from an ancient Egyptian pyramid (considering he isn't an archaeologist and is more of an expert in modern technology)? Of course, this may just be the fangirl in me talking. Why, no, I wouldn't be reading this fic just because it has Bill in it. Whatchoo talkin' bout, Willis?

2. Why is it being moved to Professor Oak's laboratory, considering he's not an archaeologist either and is even less of an expert on technology than Bill is (unless one believe Oak invented the 'dex himself)?

3. Probably something you'd be explaining with "Ash and friends were invited to see," but I'm still a bit curious about why Dawn and Max would be looking at this thing at the same time, considering Max is no longer traveling with Ash. (Also keep in mind the fact that Bill wouldn't be able to invite Max along, considering he's never met the kid.)

In other words, I'm just a bit confused about the casting decisions here. Perhaps it would be better if you had the device be stored in Sinnoh, so it'd be more natural for Ash and company to stumble across it (and so you don't have to explain why two people who wouldn't actually have anything to do with the device would have it)?

Also, I don't want to be rude or anything, but I hope you'll be working with a beta. It sounds like you'll probably need help working out the kinks (and, well, proofreading).

And thus, we come to yet another conclusion of "Yes, Xanthine Fangirls The Crap Out Of Characters Shamelessly" Theater.
 
mattman, yeah pretty much what Xathine said. Consider what points she made out and you'll be fine. However, there's one thing I want to say. Why is Max with Dawn? I know May and Max separated while she traveled through Johto and Sinnoh, but still. That, and when you'll have the story set-- a few weeks after the events of Sinnoh, two years, ten years, etc.?

Heh, love the poetry smackdown between icomeanon and txteclipse. That actually should be the start of our musical! XD

*the curtain rises and shows two young men talking to each other, but as if they are in a Shakespeare play*

(copy and paste the two's poetry showdown).
 
But no more words that rhyme with "air," please
I feel we were just shooting the breeze
It was causing my mind to freeze
And making me sneeze and wheeze while eating cheese glazed peas
 
While this may not be my area of expertise
You, my friend, must have some sort of disease
Were you stung by beas?
Left out in the open seas?
Dude, you just need to catch some z's
And put your mind at ease
 
I beg you, cease!
This rhyming's enough to make me wheeze!
This whole thread is ripe with cheese!
We all look stupid, and my friends will tease!

(txty and I have created a monster.)
 
BeachBoy said:
While this may not be my area of expertise
You, my friend, must have some sort of disease
Were you stung by beas?
Left out in the open seas?
Dude, you just need to catch some z's
And put your mind at ease
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My tired body I'd love to appease
But I must return to my studies
In order to ace the last difficulties
Of my chemistry teacher's diocese

(Oh good lord. Astinus is either going to kill us or join us.)
 
Actually, I'll sit back and eat some celeries
While I try to find pictures of Andy's kiddies
Looking at my OTP being half-nakie
Is totally making me squee!

If it doesn't rhyme...I claim slant rhymes! *flees* And the fact that I suck at poetry.
 
Astinus said:
Actually, I'll sit back and eat some celeries
While I try to find pictures of Andy's kiddies
Looking at my OTP being half-nakie
Is totally making me squee!

If it doesn't rhyme...I claim slant rhymes! *flees* And the fact that I suck at poetry.
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Does this not mean, dearest mod Astinus,
That because you have joined our merry round
While our lovely member txteclipse guessed
You would, then in truth you admit he's right,
Thereby denying your own god-like glory
By bowing to the right of a mere mortal?

(Screw you guys. Xanthine does blank verse.)
 
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