Fortunately/Unfortunately

[classiccartoonsftw]

Fortunately, the USA, the EU, Japan, and Russia manage to keep them away.

 

[The Void]

Unfortunately the four superpowers wage war on each other.

 

[Apollo]

Fortunately, the war was fought with insults.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Unfortunately, The insults murdered many.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Fortunately, they only murdered people in the militaries of the world.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Unfortunately, that was a lie.

 

[Akiba]

Fortunately, that was also a lie. :)

 

[acatfrommars]

Unfortunately, a secret plot was going on behind the scene and everyone believed the lies.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Fortunately, they also plotted to take down all corrupt dictators.

 

[The Void]

Unfortunately the plot failed and the evil dictators took over and massacred 8,000,000 bronies.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, the dinosaurs are back. xD

 

[ReeDim]

Unfortunately, the dinosaurs massacre another 8,000,000 bronies.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, the dinosaurs will live on forever!

 

[acatfrommars]

Unfortunately, a giant meatball heads towards the dinosaur.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, the meatball is caught by the giant giant, of whom accidentally dropped his meatball.

 

[acatfrommars]

Unfortunately, a stupid dinosaur bites the Giant's leg and he drops the meatball again.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, the meatball is actually a giant spacecraft that flies away.

 

[PinkCatDragon]

Unfortunately, the giant spacecraft breaks down.

 

[acatfrommars]

Fortunately, the dinosaurs were alien robot machines. Aliens pop out of the dinosaurs and fix the machine.

 

[eeveemorph]

Unfortunately they attacked Bruce