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[Roni]

Fortunately, it got tamed later by its more cool headed bro Bouffalant. Not much damage was done thankfully.

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately, Tauros doesn't evolve into Bouffalant so it being a bro caused a paradox in time and space that sucked everything into a black hole.

 

[ElBurrito]

Fortunately, the black hole turned out to be a portal to another dimension.

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately, the people in that other dimension don't like Pokemon.

 

[ElBurrito]

Fortunately, Thanos had collected all the infinity stones in that dimension.

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately, he dropped one of them and it broke which made him really sad.

 

[Roni]

Fortunately the serotonin fairy granted him another extra hour of bliss.

 

[ElBurrito]

Unfortunately, it wasn't enough time for him to figure out how to repair the time stone.

 

[Roni]

Fortunately, he remembered he had a spare he kept in his wallet for emergency purposes

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately, his wife had borrowed it in order to buy food at the grocery store.

 

[ElBurrito]

Fortunately, he did have his phone to call her for the stone

 

[Squirtlenator]

Unfortunately, he forgot to charge his phone the night before so the battery is dead

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, he found an old phone in the attic that was still working.

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Unfortunately, when trying to post on an online FAQ on his phone, he gets ninja'd by someone else who completely answered the question.

 

[Roni]

Fortunately, that's ok with him because it means someone else has already done the job, leaving him with more time to relax in his day

 

[Squirtlenator]

unfortunately, he just remembered that he has a big project due in a couple days and can't afford to relax

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, he had a bunch of people locked up in his basement who could get the work done.

 

[ElBurrito]

Unfortunately, he left the key inside with them and the room locks from the outside only.

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, the room wasn't locked so he didn't need the key.

 

[Dave]

Unfortunately the house was blown up by Aliens who were invading Second Time 👽👽