Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Roni]

Fortunately, since everyone was an impostor, no one was! Magically everyone's ok!

 

[Starlight]

Unfortunately, when everyone got home that evening, they all started to realise that their partners had been replaced by shape shifting zubats

 

[Roni]

Fortunately, this didn't seem to pose any sort of problem whatsoever, as Zubats are pretty dope.

 

[Starlight]

Unfortunately, the zubat / partner clones went rabid and starting biting everyone

 

[Roni]

Fortunately, the rabies in the Zubats were actually mutated and instead made people healthier than infected!

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Unfortunately, they were made hostages by the Zubats.

 

[Starlight]

Fortunately, the zubats were all male. A female skitty was walking through the area and her attract made all the zubats chase after her. Everybody was free!

 

[Roni]

Unfortunately, the Skitty came back, power hungry now after having gotten a bunch of new henchmen for practically free...

 

[Starlight]

Fortunately attract wore off and her henchmen left her. She was humbled and seen the error of her ways.

 

[Roni]

Unfortunately, since Attract wore off, the Zubats returned to taking people hostage! (including Skitty D:)

 

[Starlight]

Fortunately, a vagabond Pidgeot that had been abandoned by its no-good trainer many years ago, with a false promise he would return, appeared and used whirlwind to wrap up all the zubats and then wing attack to blast them all away. They were too scared to ever return!

 

[Roni]

Unfortunately, it seems that the vagabond Pidgeot's whirlwind also killed this thread :c

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Fortunately, it looks like an Ampharos killed the Pidgeot that killed the thread ･ᴗ･

 

[Roni]

Unfortunately, the Ampharos also decided to go rogue and take the thread hostage D:

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Fortunately, it looks like an Empoleon has come to handle this rogue Ampharos

 

[Starlight]

Unfortunately, the Ampharos mutated into a whole other guy, and bested the Empoleon with his shiny new orange spam ray.

 

[Allen303]

but then...........
fortunately, Squirtle stop these 2 guys from fighting! then they discovered that Squirtle was given the super-soldier serum he was............. captain Squirtle!
he began to tell his back story.......................
he was a soldier during world war 2

Spoiler:

(continue his story!)

 

[PageEmp]

Unfortunately, during WW2, he mistook a gun for a portal gun, which he runs into accidentally, and ends up turning into a regular turtle! And he is in... the Glazed RO hack...

 

[jaggybeanz]

Fortunately, when entering into the Glazed RO world, he became a Torterra and then he sweeped the whole game in 44 hours...

 

[Roni]

Unfortunately the Torterra passed out and ultimately left this Earth after the extreme exhaustion it underwent from carrying the whole game :c RIP